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@JJWatt Who brewed the coffee? Who cooked the food? Surely not the owner of the company who is collecting all the profit. Tipping is my way of personally thanking the people that were involved with giving me an enjoyable meal.

Genuine question on a restaurant situation: You walk up to a counter to order. You find your own table and seat yourself. If you order coffee, they hand you a cup and you go fill it up yourself. If you order food, they hand you a buzzer and when it goes off, you go pick it up yourself. The iPad has a “20%, 25%, 30%, Other” tip option, with 20% already preselected. What’s your move?

@ErebosofShadows @the7maxims Almosy every single new car dealership sells used cars as well. What do you think they do with the cars they take in trade? You think they sell every single one to the auction for a minimal profit?

I disagree with everyone saying to buy used cars because it's not 100% that simple of just going to a used car lot and picking one. Most of the car lots outside of major dealerships are all salvage title repairs. Shop gets them for cheap, almost totaled and then aren't transparent with the level of damage the vehicle had as they're only required to state that it's a salvage title. Im not going to let my kids drive a car I can't get the full history of and know it's truly safe

My kid is a rising senior. We’re looking at cars for her. She asked to look at the new Broncos… 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 $35000 & up. I decided to look at a RAV4 thinking I could find something less than $20000. They’re $30000 plus. I guess entry level vehicles are a thing of the past.

@Czooba Carrick has gotten good results, but I need to see more. From my perspective hes basically just inherited the uptick after the dirty work Ruben did over the last couple years. Also been bailed out a lot over this "win streak"

@Czooba I dont personally think he "Can't" be successful, but as someone who watched all the games im not seeing signs of him doing anything ground breaking. We saw glimpses of this level of performance under Amorim he just refused to use a "more simplified" system just to get wins

Xabi Alonso was successful at Bayer Leverkusen Vincent Kompany is doing well at Bayern Munich Why does most fans think Michael Carrick can’t be successful as a Manchester United manager?

@mlond1985 Sad and bitter energy here. Football the beautiful game, and this club were inches away from taking Chelsea all the way to the end.

Yeah well done on entering at round 3 and going out in round 5

@NBACouchside He is an anomaly because hes a 10 year vet but also still only 19 years of age. Elite.

The Anomaly is such an all time bad nickname. There's nothing Anomalous about him. He's simply Very Good at Everything. Steph Curry is an anomaly (GOAT shooter). Nikola Jokic is an anomaly (best passer ever). Embiid is an Anomaly (Shaq with a Kobe Bryant level bag).

@NoushardMUFC Ahh yes, which of the two goals should he have stopped yesterday to keep a clean sheet? The penalty or the woldie in the 90th minute after his defense sold him out? You're delusional mate

The uncomfortable conversations about Lammens have finally arrived. Let me be clear about what I value in a goalkeeper. My ideal profile is the one who wins Man of the Match when his team is under siege. The De Gea type. The Van der Sar type. The goalkeeper who rescues points, not just participates in games. Lammens is young, physically strong, and mentally confident. He has the character to become a top goalkeeper. The data supports that. He has prevented the most goals in the league. But here is the part people keep avoiding. He also has the fewest clean sheets among the top ten teams. He concedes one or two goals almost every game. Even when we score freely, he still gives goals away. Five saves mean nothing if you concede twice. Proportion matters. End product matters. If the defense is weak, then the goalkeeper must compensate. That means commanding the back line, organizing spacing, and improving starting positions. Positioning is not optional at this level. Yes, he is in a new league. Yes, he has done well overall. But mistakes must be called out. Osula’s shot was saveable. A committed dive changes that moment. The hesitation did not. These are patterns, not isolated incidents. At times, he slips into the same habits we criticized in Onana, and we have been hesitant to say it because he is new. That grace period is ending. Comfort is creeping in. He knows there is no real competition right now. That will change. Goalkeepers on loan will return. Competition is coming whether he likes it or not. And this is why I want Onana to stay beyond the summer. Take the criticism. Sit in it. Fight through it, just like Maguire did. Then push Lammens every single day in training. No guaranteed number one. No comfort zones. Lammens has talent. But talent without authority is incomplete. It is time for him to step up.

@lemontttttt @NoaDalzell Insane take. Tatum wants Championships, he doesn't want to sit out to "prove a point." The guy has been itching to play since the second he went down

@NoaDalzell . It’s misguided and disingenuous to think this team can make any noise in the playoffs without Tatum. If I were Tatum I’d sit out the remainder of the year and let the results of a Jaylen brown led team in the playoffs reflect how much he’s needed

I am generally refraining from Jayson Tatum/Jaylen Brown talk but I feel compelled to weigh in here as an exception: 1) Jayson Tatum has been sacrificing for years, so the notion he hasn’t been is completely misguided. Both stars have — and both acknowledged it about the other after the 2024 title (there’s a bunch of clips of Jaylen talking about Jayson’s sacrifice from the Finals) 2) I inherently disagree that a team is “Someone’s.” It feels like a lazy media narrative. It’s Joe Mazzulla’s team if anything, but there’s not this thing of like ‘Oh, you have to make yourself smaller now because this guy is having a great year.’ I don’t get why this because a talking point. He’ll come back and be his best self, provided he’s able to be. 3) There’s about to (again) be two of the NBA’s best players on the same roster. They’ve made 5 ECFs, two Finals, and won a championship together. Why are we still doing this?? This conversation was put to bed years ago! They’ve both been mature! This shouldn’t have legs anymore!

@Omolomo_o How weak minded do you think our players are that a friendly fan challenge was weighing on them during the match? They came out soft, no intensity, and were punished for it. This is the prem you can't just have an off game and expect an easy win

this westham draw happened because of one person and it is totally unrelated to football.

@Mr_CeoTon No need to take a dig at Luke Shaw, he's been really important for us this season and performed well. Only this fanbase feels the need to disrespect our own players who fight for the badge

Guys have seen Shaw there for so long they’ve forgotten what a proper full back looks like

@d1551dent_v01ce @TurkTalksFC The English national team has been making millions of people wait over 50 years, and you're mad about a drink of water?

@TurkTalksFC The arrogance of making 50,000 people wait for you and your beliefs is what they are annoyed about

Grown men and women booing athletes for taking their first sip of water in over 10 hours 🤣 Pathetic reality we live in

@angel_elixir He's bang average, but he retains possession. He's a good pairing with Bruno who takes a lot of risks. Sometimes it's important just to keep possession of the ball even if you're not doing anything with it at that exact moment

I was told Amad our only threatening winger adds nothing to our games cos he doesn’t provide a goal/assist. Chat, I want to know what does Kobbie Mainoo add to our games. I really want to know , maybe I am not smart enough to see it. Tell me what he adds to the games aside jogging on the pitch and the safe passes. No insults !!!

@Nadeshot i don't really have any desire to play the new games but you're overthinking it. we didn't know ANY of the pokemon when we played red/blue, and those still turned out just as amazing. you learn as you go don't worry bout the minmax

Can someone tell unc if it’s possible to enjoy a Pokémon game nowadays if we only know the 250 Pokémon after Silver and Gold were released in 1999? Like how can I possibly enjoy it when there are over 1,000 now? It’s probably impossible, right?

@FCBmike23 @centregoals I think it's more safe to say he wasted his chance in the premier league. But he looks happy and is clearly thriving, he is basically the king of Betis and around the world everyone tunes in to see him succeed. Living a great life he deserves

@centregoals I can’t believe United wasted this

🚨🚨| GOAL: ANTONY WITH A BICYCLE KICK GOAL!!!! Real Betis 1-0 Sevilla x.com/FWFW11_1/statu…

@mikey_747 The man loves football just like the rest of us. He just happens to also be a legendary world class player

So this is what it’s like to be cheated on

@franchiseford I can't stand how any montage instant becomes 🔥 as soon as this song comes on 🤣

sir benjamin sesko

@LfcNuel Yes because he clearly made a big play on the ball as the last defender 🤣🤣

Wait..... I don't understand Lacroix got a red for putting his hands on Cunha's shoulder?????

@PeterMoskos Don't sweat it boss, this guy never shoveled snow (or worked for that matter) a day in his life. Any normal human being isn't even thinking twice about this, just accepting that it's nice how quickly it was cleaned up

STFU. I was part of a snow shoveling crew. And yeah, there were 7 of us. So what? What's wrong with that? You do the job done and move on to the next. For 8 hours. And yeah, sometimes you just stand there and catch your breath. (Also it was $30/hour) You got a better plan?

@ItsBobbySocks I get the doc hate and slander, but acting like this is some kind of "sick burn" just shows desperation. Anything for interactions I guess

Lowkey my respect for Paul due to this clapback has never been higher

@signulll Lol now add up the total of everyone shoveling and then go get a quote on what a company that does snow removal would charge for the same work. I think you're a little out of your depth talking about anything related to making or spending money

zohran mamdani gave out $35 per hour to shovel snow to any person, so naturally each side walk intersection is now being shoveled by like 7 ppl. this is exactly how the government operates: without thinking about any second order affects & also because spending other ppl’s money (tax) is super duper easy. show me the incentives & i will show you the outcome.