Joe Liuzzi

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Joe Liuzzi

@Jluzzle

ɪf ju kæn rid ðɪs, raɪt mi ə ˈlɪmərɪk.

UT Katılım Kasım 2011
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Joe Liuzzi
Joe Liuzzi@Jluzzle·
On October 8, my brother. @rykerdaguy was killed on his motorcycle by a drunk driver. My life will never be the same. My heart is completely broken. It doesn’t make sense. I just want him back.
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Buck
Buck@Buck36043Buck·
We all have that one friend who is Constantly Struggling against One or More Outrageously Absurd Plights
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beanmouth strikes again
beanmouth strikes again@piperocktheory·
Tom Kane’s funniest performance ever — his delivery of each line here has me in stitches every time I watch this episode R.I.P.
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misa ࿇
misa ࿇@forxureyesonly·
sometimes i wanna socialise but i don’t wanna talk. i just want to be around like a cat
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cinesthetic.
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic·
Hayao Miyazaki intentionally adds quiet moments of stillness, known as “Ma,” into all of his films, including Spirited Away (2001). Giving the audience a moment to breathe between the emotion and action.
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Joe Liuzzi@Jluzzle·
Forced to “I missed the part where that’s my problem” Born to “with great power comes great responsibility”
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Joe Liuzzi@Jluzzle·
Imagine the spirits of two of these guys talking about their existence. “I think, therefore Isisaurus” Call that paleo-ontology
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Joe Liuzzi@Jluzzle·
@MensHumor Let’s say he started having sex at 16 years old. At an average of 2 women slept with per day (some days 1, some days 3). That gives us 21,170. 12,500 is possible.
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Men's Humor@MensHumor·
Couldn't have said 12,524 to make it sound a little more like he was actually keeping track?
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‧₊˚ ⏾. ⋅
‧₊˚ ⏾. ⋅@maikonation·
zuko, when u ask him what month it is:
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dani
dani@presdbates·
it sounds like my upstairs neighbors are moving furniture around. that would be bad enough to do at 11:30pm on a Wednesday. but what’s worse is I don’t have upstairs neighbors bc I’m on the top floor…
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Joe Liuzzi@Jluzzle·
My performance review at work said I keep to myself and it’s off putting to my coworkers. BRO, I’M W O R K I N G
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Joe Liuzzi@Jluzzle·
So the bots are back…
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Joe Liuzzi@Jluzzle·
Bro… she called me the light of her life 🥹
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Joe Liuzzi@Jluzzle·
Sorry to break it to my haters, but am in fact back in the saddle again. 🤠
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