MJ Sheikh

@Outkick Funny? Someone with a functioning brain should be absolutely floored every time he can string a sentence together…

There’s nothing Rory McIlroy has ever said that could be this funny 😭

@MrinmoyRoy2003 @RobUsry That Belgium managed by Roberto Martinez?😂

@RobUsry Great team always not wins trophies 1982 brazil 2018 belgium

Greece winning EURO 2004 when France was moving like this is still one of the funniest things in soccer history

@JackMacHardy1 @Irish_On_Tour I know. I’m applying the same logic to another golfer who nobody seems to like. Weirdly it’s the Americans who hate the fact tha someone like him won The Open at St Andrews. 🤷🏼

@JmSheikh @Irish_On_Tour Bro Zach Johnson has had a unbelievable career

The Willett hate from the yanks is tiresome.

@dancolosimoo The biggest knock the imbeciles have against Buffon is that he never won the CL. He played for Juve. The famously cursed club in Europe. Was he supposed to score goals for them?!

Buffon at 40 btw

@dancolosimoo Buffon was the superstar keeper in his playing days for Parma. He was standing out in a team with Thuram, Cannavaro and Crespo. No one outside Germay knew who Neuer was until he joined the daddy club Bayern.

@dancolosimoo People forget that most of Neuer’s aura comes from playing for Bayern. They’re the Celtic of Germany but with a great European record.

@flushingitgolf Hope a journeyman wins it. 🇺🇸 or 🇪🇺 doesn’t matter. It’s going to be hilarious to watch all the shills and WRXers going into a meltdown. The slow change of tune about JJ Spaun was something to behold after Oakmont last year.

No player has successfully defended the green jacket since Tiger Woods in 2002. But after Rory McIlroy’s emotional Masters victory last year to complete the Career Grand Slam ended 16 years of heartbreak and a decade long Major drought, he has a great chance to contend again this week. Ahead of his title defence, he spoke about how different it feels arriving at Augusta National with the weight lifted from his shoulders: “I think the best way that I can describe it is -- well, firstly, I would have never gotten up here this early. I would have never arrived on a Saturday. I usually arrive earliest Sunday night but probably Monday, Monday evening. “I think for the past 17 years I just could not wait for the tournament to start, and this year I wouldn't care if the tournament never started (laughter). That's sort of the difference. “Yeah, it's completely different. I feel so much more relaxed. I know that I'm going to be coming back here for a lot of years, going to enjoy the perks that the champions get here. It doesn't make me any less motivated to go out there and play well and try to win the tournament, but yeah, just more relaxed about it all.” Rory McIlroy’s game is very well suited to Augusta National with his towering ball flight and ability to hit shots others can only dream of. With him being completely unburdened this year, a relaxed and free flowing Rory has a real chance to join Jack Nicklaus, Tiger Woods and Nick Faldo as the only players to successfully defend the Masters. @McIlroyRory @TheMasters

@flushingitgolf Oh God, please no! This mf has milked this Masters win enough. More than Jack did with his SIX. I can’t stand any more posts about this🥔 Please let it end.

@deputyfootball @flushingitgolf Oh, it’s not that your point was difficult to understand. No, no. Just that, politely put, it was dumb.

@JmSheikh @flushingitgolf A smart person can usually understand the point being made regardless

People forget how good Danny Willet was when he won the Masters in 2016. He was world number 13 and a multiple winner of big European Tour events. He was a former world amateur number 1 and finished T6 at The Open in 2015. He fully deserved that win.

@deputyfootball @flushingitgolf A smart answer or retort doesn’t usually follows “umm”.

@JmSheikh @flushingitgolf Mmm not really. Does it happen? Sure Is is the norm? I would say no

@deputyfootball @flushingitgolf Isn’t that’s what all sport is at least half of the time?

@flushingitgolf Euro nonsense revisionist history. Spieth had the tournament won and fell victim to 12 like many have before him. Choked it and Willett was there happy to take his place

@GCman1907 @flushingitgolf What is this “worthy” talk? So pros other than 5 or 6 names that have been built up as worthy should pack it ip and go home? Why do they call it a fairytale when someone maes it against all odds?

@flushingitgolf Bro cmon with the BS. He is not a major worthy player. It’s awful when guys like that win. I even hate that Wyndham and JJ got one but JJ has his moments.

@StephieSmallls The leprechaun. One whole ass year of milking it is enough. One Green Jacket has been one too many for an attention whore like him.

who is not winning the masters? let’s be negative today. i’ll start - morikawa.

@BiroeHitam_ @sunday_coach R9 didn’t have one of these… Aand? Your argument is retarded.

@sunday_coach sharing podium with Messi Ronaldo but dont have this LMAO 🤪

Only people who say Neuer is clear of Buffon are kids who only saw Buffon play in his late 30s. Even so, they have to reconcile the fact that nearly 40 year old Buffon was sharing podium with Messi & Ronaldo.

@nocontextfooty That stat is as useless as the 1st leg win against Madrid. They have a habit of coming back from the dead. The guy got it wrong but his curt reply is understandable…

@kickermanfr @owenthfc__ R9 was never able to win the CL with the OG Galacticos. Your argument sucks!

@owenthfc__ And also Neuer has won 2 Champion leagues, maybe 3 who knows.. Buffon was never able to win one and was the reason Psg lost to united the last time he had the chance to play for it

Buffon's whole gimmick was playing in his 40's while a washed Neuer is still making several big saves & being a sweeper keeper at the Bernabeu at age 40. That's not even mentioning how Neuer single handedly influenced a whole generation of young goalkeepers. Never compare them again, Neuer is miles clear.

@owenthfc__ @EnemyOfFootbaII Did he like personally take the jam out of your 🍩 or something? You sound mad at him…

@EnemyOfFootbaII Most overrated goalkeeper for me

@owenthfc__ It’s tragic that 5k plus morons agree with him. Plus you’re a Spurs fan… Like YOUR opinion matters in anything!

@BCNOgi Let’s save the plaudits until he wins the big cup. What’s he done? Winning Bundesliga is like taking candy away from a candy-hating baby. “Rest is history” lol. Bayern giving Barcelona the business 8-2 still a bigger feat than whatever this “win a 90 minute match” is!

Kompany is a prime example of why Bayern higher-ups are currently in the position they are and why we're just some unemployed retards on twitter. None of us would've pulled the trigger on hiring a manager who just relegated Burnley. But they did, and the rest is history