Solid Shork

@Riley_Gaines_ Once you’ve admitted to walking up to women and grabbing their crotch, the bar for shocking behavior is pretty much gone

Once you’ve admitted to masturbating in porta potties, the bar for shocking behavior is pretty much gone

@RaminNasibov That point and click Frankenstein game with Tim Curry

Anyone who used a computer between 1985-2010. What’s the one game you still think about?

@WhiteHouse Are you cringelord cog-suckering freaks even capable of not using AI images for 10 fucking minutes?

STAND WITH ICE. STAND WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT.

@FoxNews Didn't this idiot completely fabricate his past in order to look tough or something?

“We are all one… This is celebrating America’s birthday." Vanilla Ice is embracing his role at the Great American State Fair after several performers dropped out of the Freedom 250 concert lineup. The rapper says the event is about celebrating America’s 250th birthday and bringing people together through music, not politics. As backlash and artist withdrawals continue to make headlines, Vanilla Ice says he’s focused on positivity, fun, and giving fans a memorable show.

@WhiteHouse More AI slop from the cringiest man on the planet 😬

Decline is a choice.

@WhiteHouse LMFAO!!! So if they're "third rate artists", why did you try to hire them to perform in the first place? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

AMERICA IS BACK Rally!

@TrumpTruthOnX Holy fucking cringe

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@Limealicious Live Limes POV

I think Rotterdam is 70% cyclists

@SecKennedy Did you also discuss decaying racoon cocks and snorting drugs off of toilet seats?

I sat down with Dr. Leo Trasande to discuss the growing evidence linking microplastics and toxic chemicals to chronic disease, fertility decline, metabolic disorders, and developmental health. This is a conversation about what’s happening to our bodies, our environment, and our future—and what we can do to change course. Full episode out now: youtube.com/watch?v=tAsfZn… #thesecretarykennedypodcast

@__R0XY__ Whoever was behind the door is guilty of tax evasion

LMAOOOOO!

Mina the Hollower is one of THOSE games... ⬇️REVIEW LINK BELOW⬇️

@SecKennedy A dude who snorts drugs off toilet seats and plays with dead racoon cocks should not be around anyone's food

It's #NationalBurgerDay. The war on protein is over, and REAL American beef is back on the menu.

@edmundmcmillen I nominate @Limealicious

Like half the people you guys suggested to meow are in game already lol. If you have new suggestions please @ or link me to their socials so I can reach out

@CynicalPublius Amazing how you degenerate fucks have to scrutinize how somebody chooses to fucking eat their food. You're pathetically grasping at straws

He is holding that rib with a FREAKING NAPKIN. They just don't get it. Lord do they try, but they just never got it.

@libsoftiktok quiet, piggy

The official Democratic Party

@HQNewsNow Dozy Don is so sleeeeepy 😴

Trump appears to be falling asleep during his early afternoon cabinet meeting

@retroist My head cannon is that this dude is the secret love child of Spike Witwicky and Arcee

If you ask me, we have too few shows on TV about kids turning into sports cars nowadays.

@HQNewsNow 2024 all we heard was "president of peace!!" and "Kamala will take us to war!" Amazing how thoroughly conservatives were fleeced by some of the dumbest people in our country

Trump lists the reasons he hired Pete Hegseth: "Central casting. He loves war!"

@Acyn And if it does reach the US, Rubio and all Trump-sucking degenerates will just say it's a democratic hoax. You'll tell people to take animal dewormer or lupus medication to cure it.

Rubio: We cannot and will not allow any cases of Ebola to enter the United States