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I’m not sure why I have a note of this, but I do. Contributions welcome

Also 1 and 3 are the same, yeah?

In order: 5,3,8,6,9 my dms are open

not a huge fan of how mean everybody is nowadays

i am at my clits end !

@br3larson Awww thank you! Just little princesses

@JoStoToGo OH same, what cutie patooties 🥹🥹🥹

Don’t mind me, just gushing about my puppies 🩷🐶

I. WANT. FOOD. BUT I DON’T WANT TO MAKE FOOD.

@animecrosser She is the babiest of babies!! Like maybe three pounds soaking wet

@JoStoToGo she’s just a baby

I fear Nutmeg may be dumb

Does anyone know anyone who’s looking for a nanny over the summer? I have a TON of experience

@buffys Not using a goddamn turn signal.

what’s a sign of low intelligence?

My dogs are literally the only thing pulling me back from the brink tbh

I am literally a baleen whale. I am a mentally unwell beached whale I think.

Gun to your head name a reason to live

If you’re a lesbian this tweet will present itself to you

It’s hard being related to the captain of the most hated team in hockey. I’m so sorry

@shawntcuff @BolCollector @PackOffCourt @Timberwolves @minnesotalynx Ah yes. Certainly no one kneeled on his neck and cut off his airways, right? Obviously any and all negative things you read about his lifestyle are 100% true. There is no chance a police officer could have had any impact on his death. Nothing to do with the police!! Exactly

@BolCollector @PackOffCourt @Timberwolves @minnesotalynx After a career criminal who died of a drug overdose?

Welcome home Nutmeg 🩷

@sexuallyvague Thank you thank you thank you!! I woke up and it just clicked! 🩷

@JoStoToGo PERFECT

I have ignored advice, she is Nutmeg 🩷