Joby Mageean

Think of a young British actor. Look at the Wikipedia page. see "They are the great-grandchild of Charles Cuntington, 1st viscount of Belgravia nicknamed "the butcher of Belfast" for his war crimes." repeat.

@willste92 @OldTimerBob @ByDonkeys what does RNLI stand for again?

@OldTimerBob @ByDonkeys Long live the king!

King Charles charges this RNLI lifeboat station to launch its boat because he owns the beach. And they’re not the only charity he’s rinsing (Location: Sennen Cove, Cornwall)

Here is an unedited clip from BBC news that was probably accidental but has completely summed up this year 👌 #USElections2024

Did you hear about the man who went in to debt for buying Christmas Wreaths. He ended up with bay leaves round at his door #GoldCrackers

@DavidCallaghan Prime Calla would've completely over extended yourself and gave yourself a wildly unfeasible deadline. Can't believe the woke got you.

No fringe show from me this year. Working on a new thing that's going to take a bit of time to get right. Lots of moving parts, plenty of head scratching at the mo. Super proud of it. Hope you're all having a good summer. Give us a wave if you see me in Edinburgh.

@ImLeeKyle Same monkey had a tough gig in Hartlepool the next week though. BoopBEdoooooo

@stephenbucomedy @ConorReilly @martinquinn_94 Incredible.

Happy ending . With @ConorReilly & @martinquinn_94

@DavidCallaghan you are a genius Callaghan. a mad, stupid, genius

@JobyMageean 3D printing is really inexpensive now. Vinyl flaps, stickers, few stepper motors. Job's a goodun. At the moment I'm making the system and integrating it into the show. That'll be the case for the first few previews, but eventually yeah. 2026 fringe I'm aiming for.

Bit of code and node and I've built a working interactive input Solari Board. Old tech, new tech, new jokes, old stories, memory, and time. The new show is on its feet for next Wednesday.

@DavidCallaghan are you actually going to build a board?

Some live 8bit animation. This will look more impressive once I've built the board. Still, it was hard to do.

@BeardedGenius He's actually saying he sounds like Dane Bowers coz he's on another level. Other than that you're right.

@JoeSpurs3 I'm sorry I was busy the day you were knighted. Congrats.

@JobyMageean It’s about truth. No one is meaning to be disrespectful here but we need to speak truthfully. Once you concede untruths, no matter how well intentioned, you are on a slippery slope.

@LetWomenSpeak4 Dead people tend to not go to school. I think you missed the point.

People shouldn't be forced to lie because some boys think they might be girls. Kids shouldn't be forced to lie that boys in their school are really girls. #2+2=4

@Chimichanga76 Thanks for your input ChimiChanga76

@JobyMageean Crack is wack bro

@FPL_Timmy I'd probably just go with this. Only slight problem is you have Arsenal and Liverpool playing each other.

Saving my FT...any suggestions on who to bench?

if they remade Notting Hill in today's climate it would be about a struggling SAG member who can't believe she's in a relationship with someone who owns 2 buildings in London.

No now Duolingo.. not now.. #NUFC

@JoshPughComic You keep saying the same thing to different people about Santa claus being red and white because of coca cola.

A grinch experience where I turn up over the Xmas period in my normal clothes and just generally make the vibe a bit iffy with mad theories and silent but horrific farts.

🦜🐝🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #fyp #lgbt+ #wokejokes #standupcomedy #comedy

The government have just announced that in 2024 they expect everyone to have their Allen key situation under control. There is not going to be an Allen key that comes with every bit of flat pack furniture. You've had long enough now, get your shit together.

I don't know if you guys have been looking at the news but basically Wim Hoff has had a nice hot bath and realised he was wrong about everything.