Jody Keisner

UNDER MY BED AND OTHER ESSAYS launches today, a book that took me five long years to write! Thank you for letting me share these stories about fear and its origins with you. I am so grateful. The picture is from yesterday, when I signed pre-orders at The Bookworm.

@atrupar I typically like your takes but you need to rethink this one. This case is another example of men w/ power and money getting away with anything and we are able to care about multiple important things at the same time. This case shows why victims don’t come forward.

talked to an immigrant cobbler at my local shoe repair shop who told me he found out a customer supported deportations so he put a tiny pebble in his insole on purpose

So Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a flunkie goes "Deport!" and Elon goes "Impeach!" And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

Every man who is so critical of Ms. Pamela Anderson’s current appearance, or any woman’s appearance, in the ‘she’s not hot anymore’ vein should be made to publish a photograph of themselves alongside their comment. It’d be the comedy event of the year.

Pretty incredible to watch the MAGA movement collectively realize that their ideological worldview, aside from abortion, is entirely antithetical to the teachings of Catholicism.

Why don’t we cancel Trump’s stupid $90 million dollar birthday parade and spend it on something that matters, like properly staffing air traffic controllers and upgrading airport technology?

MAGA: “The fifth amendment was written in a different time. The founders couldn’t have imagined this many illegals in the country.” Okay, using that logic, shouldn’t we ignore the Second Amendment because the founders didn’t know about assault weapons and school shootings? 🤔

We need to reopen Alcatraz. There has to be another place in our country for dangerous repeat criminals. The White House only has so much room.

@lubvvv @kyylien That hypothetical person would not vote for Kamala because that's a huge part of her platform. Silly. People date on personal preferences. Like religion. Hobbies. Fitness level. Age. Family goals. Geography. Politics.

@JodyKeisner @kyylien Someone could have voted for Kamala and still have vastly different values from you, it's an immature and childish question. "I hate women's rights and actually burned down an abortion clinic. Voted Kamala tho so we're good right!" Cmon now

Dating in 2025

@lubvvv @vote4qoi @kyylien This is nonsensical. Many voters vote on a single issue. I don't, but many do. You don't seem to understand American voters even a little.

@vote4qoi @JodyKeisner @kyylien Bc most people don't really care about abortions like that to vote based solely on abortion policy? The hypothetical person could place more importance on her other policies, and you may still dislike this person even tho they passed the test of not voting for trump 🤷‍♂️

@CameronLove92 @kyylien Politics might be low on the list for you, but you aren't everybody. Hence why everyone gets to choose their dates based on personal preference.

@lubvvv @kyylien Politics reflect values and beliefs as they relate to most aspects of human lives.

@lubvvv @vote4qoi @kyylien How reductive of you.

@CameronLove92 @kyylien It's not judgemental to know if your values are in sync. Daters vet based on age, body type, sexuality, religion, hobbies, etc. It's only threatening to conservatives.

@lubvvv @kyylien How is it weird to know if your values align?

@kyylien Uhm you know you're the issue right lol. Regardless of party asking this is so weird 😭😭😭💀💀💀

@Lexie49 @sirDukeDevin Non-sequitur.

@sirDukeDevin I'll answer once you tell me why democrats don't want employer side payroll taxes on paystubs

I'm waiting, any MAGA care to explain?

@mhscott16 @sirDukeDevin Non-sequitur nonsense.

@sirDukeDevin Why don't you want Made in America shown?

@ColonelMark4 @RepEscobar This is all you MAGA people can ever say. "But Biden!"

@RepEscobar Odd you didn’t have the same concerns when Biden was found with TS materials laying around the entire northern corridor or Milley sharing intel with the CCP.

There’s absolutely no excuse for the colossal incompetence displayed by Walz, Hegseth, Vance, Gabbard, et al. And the mental gymnastics involved in trying to explain this away is pretty astounding. Let’s discuss, shall we? 🧵

To be clear: property damage is obviously wrong, both morally & legally. I'm simply highlighting the narcissism involved in engaging in total warfare then expressing shock when it affects their business interests. You can't unleash chaos & expect to control where it stops.