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Not gonna delete the acct cuz I don’t want someone to steal my handle but I’m out. 👋🏻

Finally nuking this account. Good lord, this place is a cesspool. If you see this before I bounce, find me over at @bluesky. bsky.app/profile/joealt…

Life imitates art. #formerbluecheck

Wow. Congrats to @the_sioux_chef! mspmag.com/eat-and-drink/…

There’s a hole in the sun 30x the size of earth so the sky is pretty tonight. #coronalmassejection

@gregswan @AppleTV Ironically audio’s now working for me on Chrome but not on Safari.

We lost #MLSSeasonPass audio on @AppleTV on the #mnufc game after more than 3 streaming glitches in under 20 minutes. Amateur hour. #legionofloons

@grokel25 @MNUFC @AppleTV @SKORNorth Yup.

@MNUFC @AppleTV @SKORNorth Anyone else have intermittent video and no sound?

It's finally time. Stream opening weekend and more, only on #MLSSeasonPass. Watch Free >> apple.co/3ktWRvx 📺 @AppleTV 📻 1500 ESPN (@SKORNorth)

@caitlinmcgowan So good. I might have to order a print of this.

One of my favorite snowy photos from 1923 - 100 years ago! The woman's name is Violet Peterson but I don't know anything else about her. Photo is from the Minnesota Historical Society collections online.

@tytyjojo17 @jennynwene You anti-jinxed ‘em. 📈

This game is horseshit right now @jennynwene

@ziibiing I played 🐿️tube for my pup after her spay. Helped distract her for sure.

Anyone have any tips for how you’ve helped soothe your dog after surgery? I’m calling the vet as soon as they are open, but our poor dog is not adjusting to this horrible cone. He won’t eat or drink, he wouldn’t sleep last night, and he keeps freaking out trying to get it off.

@TashaCMN The kor koo soup at Cheng Heng on Uni.

What do you spend money on when you’re feeling down and want to feel a little better?

^fans As far as I know none of the actual Vikings left.

We watched SO many @Vikings bail on the boys at halftime. Not gonna lie – we were 🤏 to joining ‘em. Stuck it out tho. #SKOLVIKES

@MnNiceFC @BotanyBrewFarm Cheers, brother.

Wilson, Knapp, and Menomonie, Wi; Not Italy, India and Bali. But yeah — itchy feet, self-discovery, and quality food and drink… that’s the idea.

I believe. @BlackHartSTP

@DearDara One of my favorite sip and snack places on the planet: bacchanalwine.com

also I'm going to New Orleans for the first time since... maybe 2007, when I wrote about it for Midwest Living? I'm staying in the Garden District, and definitely have time for some snacks/treats/gawking at great gardens/buildings. Hit me up, peeps, what should I see?

@88mugsy88 See above.

@JoeAlton I'm stressed

@_omgigi_ I’ll start the bidding at $25.