Joe “Balls” Burrow

D1 forward dmed the wife

Two hundred and fifty

christopher moltisanti summer: -relapsing -hurting people you love -making bad art that nobody likes -seeing signs about how doomed you are everywhere

@Bobbysqueaks Clear to proceed.

Yall mind if I lower the hog population tonight?

Some people will tell you this is the wrong way to start your morning. Those people are wrong. #America250

All Patriots rise

@pootsobotka Sorry didn’t realize I needed to wear a suit to drink a $7 ultra

Multiple guys spotted rocking shorts in a bar. #shrinkthosefuckingretards

@DieselNotVin And thank god for him bro

Vince Staples wouldn’t be caught dead at some bullshit like this

@Cheapie13 @SammyAdams Gotta add doses and mimosas at the top

Just cooked up a crazy 4th of July playlist for anyone needing one this weekend

@ljcenthusiast Try and stop this liberals

Currently at the gym in a Budweiser cutoff. No I will not be apologizing for this

@krautfarmer Double it

@JoeBallsBumb No chance he was older than 15

Guy just asked for a charger and handed me this phone

@StructuredThou1 23 years young

@JoeBallsBumb When they are younger that 18 you usually say “kid” not “Guy”👍🏻

@fece_lord Fight a stranger on the street. For our ancestors

Not celebrating Independence Day as a free man this year

Answer the call white boy

@LuluGNavarro It’s literally planes. Grow up and be an adult

Why are we having so many jets scorching over DC? Nerve-wracking. I get 250 celebrations but it feels like the apocalypse.

If my girl was getting diddle at the Michael Ruben white party i would also have the worst pitching performance of my career too Paul Skenes. Don’t blame him for giving up 7 runs yesterday

@goodbullbingus Jesus

@raydavisIIII Ray they’ll kill you for this

Happy 64th birthday to the talented Tom Cruise.

@FurrStayFlowin Agreed

@hazardpounder I’m gonna buy I off him

@JoeBallsBumb Beast