@CasualThursday You're talking to wrong teachers. My wife would've cashed it in that afternoon.
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Joseph Carver
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Couldn’t afford to buy teacher gifts this year so I gave them all a handmade coupon for a free back rub, and now suddenly I’m not invited to the PTA summer cookout.
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@dex_eve I think eventually there's going to be a tactical nuclear strike to eliminate or minimize another country's potential nuclear capabilies. Prob Israel vs Iran... poss Pakistan vs India.
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So what's the solution here? I think Yemen is a good case study in why "lets just bomb them back" doesn't really work. I'd argue that framework extends to Ukraine-Russia.
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Missile defenses are great for damage limitation on salvos attempting to destroy critical military equipment - if only 50% of the missiles in the salvo are going to hit something important, and you can intercept a large portion of those missiles, you've substantially decreased the potential damage of the salvo. BUT...
Dr. Jeffrey Lewis@ArmsControlWonk
Defenses aren’t as good as people think but also conventional ballistic missiles aren’t accurate enough/large enough to do much damage at these ranges. This captures both dynamics, the Israelis missed the missile and the missile missed the airport.
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@jonnyeverette @Wes_nship Even better if she works at Waffle House and has tattoos
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@Wes_nship Being called
1. Shug/Sugar
2. Honey
or
3. Baby
By an elderly and/or extremely overweight female, service industry employee, is a timeless tradition as well.
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Reverend
Governor
Coach
Badges of honor
Edward Badgette@acrimonyand
In the south “coach” is a title of minor nobility. You never lose it.
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Speaking of Ostriches, of my dozen or so pairs of boots, these are my only Ostrich Skin. Yet to wear them, though they fit me perfectly. I mostly just admire them in my office. But they’re available for an emergency
[Gifted by Michael Dell after a private event in Austin, Texas]
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@ESPNMcGee @MartySmithESPN Y'all should be half drunk around a campfire in NC woods w/ Landon Dickerson to come up with that
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We have just invented another new word on Marty & McGee. If your backside is your posterior, then is your front side the fronterior? @MartySmithESPN
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@CaitlinHarveyWX TY for posting this in Spanish. It matters for our community whether a**holes in DC see it or not.
Also - you look really cute in glasses. Just saying.
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Estamos monitoreando de cerca el lunes ante la posibilidad de condiciones meteorológicas severas. Es posible que se produzcan granizos grandes, vientos fuertes y tornados fuertes. Podrían formarse tormentas eléctricas al este del río Misuri a partir del mediodía.
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@ChrisCillizza Just wait till you see the coinsurance bill for that
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They examine your soul at an annual physical?
Acyn@Acyn
Trump: I’m in very good shape. Good heart. Good soul. Very good soul
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@SNAFU_Sara Adding a couple shots of vodka will speed that along nicely.
<life tips from a 53 yo semi broken vet>
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@EddyElfenbein I'm kinda impressed you haven't been on a bender since last Friday
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@omaha_scanner Based on my recent experience it means pass in the right lane and cut off drivers who are already going 10 mph over the speed limit
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@DeGeorgeG @StephenM A 2025 Subaru Outback (assembled in Lafayette, IN) because I saw this shitshow coming. Car will probably outlive me.
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Why are American streets filled with cars from Europe and Japan but their streets are empty of American cars? Even as we provide defense and security for both?
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Champ Fit!!
I picked this before I knew what teams would be here so don’t hate…appreciate 😆❤️
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@BriannaWu "Santa Baby" made me believe again at very dark time (deployed post 9/11)
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1995: The OJ Simpson trial, the Oklahoma City Bombing, and the assassination of Yitzhak Rabin.
Also, Kylie Minogue put out “Where is the Feeling,” one of her very best songs.
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@jimsciutto @USNavy It's the death of Stars & Stipes as independent. Maybe existence
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How does this train and educate better officers? What model does this show for its diverse group of sailors? Why is the @USNavy even in the business of banning books?
Stars and Stripes@starsandstripes
Books on the Holocaust, histories of feminism, civil rights and racism, and Maya Angelou’s famous autobiography, “I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings,” were among the nearly 400 volumes removed from the U.S. Naval Academy’s library this week. stripes.com/branches/navy/…
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Playing the Omaha edition of Monopoly tonight with the family. This chance card is hilarious and so Omaha! lol. #omaha
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