Joe Daly

@LFCTransfersUK If he won more games, he would have won more trophies 🤦‍♂️😂

Absolutely incredible what Jurgen Klopp did for Liverpool. So underrated.

@ThreadmanChaza I can imagine what he said about players needing 2 days rest vs reports that ETH made players run the day after a match would help to explain the improvement too

Under Ruben Amorim, it’s been clear that we’ve managed to sustain higher fitness levels until the end of games. This is no coincidence. There’s fewer turnovers, players can rest in possession more, players are being rotated more, the press is more cohesive. Positive signs.

@HMPrince @StretfordPaddck Takes one to know one

@JoeDaly87 @StretfordPaddck Bloody plastic London mancs. He's injured

⌛️Matchday is nearly upon us Reds, Which of our new signings will make the first XI?! #MUFC🤔

@TenHagEra Meh 🫤

Jadon Sancho Vs Rangers, there’s a player there.. twitter.com/Zee_MUFC99/sta…

@mufcMPB @FabrizioRomano This the guy who is lower in the pecking order than Wehorst for the Netherlands?

🚨🇳🇱 Joshua Zirkzee is now getting ready to complete his move to Manchester United - he is waiting to travel for his medical and to sign. A breakthrough in talks is expected this week between United and Bologna. Only small details remain. #MUFC [@FabrizioRomano YT]

@JackFawcett1704 In a one-off game this is fine but long term this is a very naive take.

@BashyMc1 Says the sad cunt spending his Sunday morning filming a bunch of lads doing a warm up

Just rocked up to Sunday footy and I’m greeted by these sad cunts. Have a fag and welly some balls at eachother you fucking pricks!

@TenHagEra Why, does he treat the ball like a hot potato?

Hjulmand just looks like a United player.. twitter.com/rccompsburner1…

@WoodG252000 @Leicnut Snake venom is natural but it’s not recommend to drink it

@Leicnut Doesn't common sense tell us that we should eat as naturally as possible? Even if they aren't as evil as vilified, natural is better.

For the sake of balance it’s important to understand that the current *manic* vilification of ultraprocessed food is completely out of proportion with the available evidence. Not saying they’re good only we currently don’t really know beyond a few weak & confounded statistics.

@hertsad Turdi’s

The Food Standards Agency has rated Verdi's - in Clarence Park, St Albans, Hertfordshire - as 1/5. hertsad.co.uk/news/24140536.… 👇 Full story

@holisticgrenade Parody?

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@SkySportsPL In terms of pure football ability and longevity, Saka is clear

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What is the greatest character entrance into a scene?

@StretfordPaddck Good idea, but should include diving/simulation as well.

Thoughts on sin bins in football?🤔#MUFC

@Nickahola_ @StretfordPaddck Clearly you haven’t heard of Massimo Taibi

@StretfordPaddck Fuming that Onana is starting. Worst keeper we’ve ever had. Fact.

-Rashford is BACK👀 -Martinez and Casemiro start🔥 -Onana is back!👏 Thoughts, Reds?🤔 #MUFC

@DiscussingFilm Bull in a China shop youtu.be/bPFS1iZvlds?si…

25 years ago, ‘FAMILY GUY’ premiered. What’s your favorite joke from the show?

@MufcExile @christopherhope Maybe add it to the other 85 minutes of silence?

@christopherhope Are you having a minutes silence at the weekend in Anfield?

There is a busker playing a mournful version of You’ll Never Walk Alone right now at Bond St tube station. It is so sad. This is the biggest shock at Anfield since Sir Kenny Dalglish quit. #jurgenklopp