Joe English

@theliamnissan Does that include Trump's kid, Rob?

Rob Schneider just said "Each and every American, at eighteen years of age, must serve two years of military service" Go fuck yourself Rob

@mattyoumans247 Why do I hate to see it? Most people hate them. And doesn't adversity build character?

Epic choke by Duke back to back years. You hate to see it. You don’t bet against Danny Hurley. But that’s unbelievable. Finally got an underdog when UConn +5 seemed dead

@thunderupjames @RockNRoLL_85 Right band, different song...Hell's Bells

@RockNRoLL_85 Oh man. This is a TOUGH one I have so many to choose from IMO How bout the intro to “Thunderstruck” by AC/DC

What Rock N Roll Song has the best intro in Rock History?

@james_xond I call TikTok and ask them to counter for me to keep.

You’re offered $5 million to uninstall TikTok from your phone forever. Would you do it?

@JamieBonkiewicz I can't imagine any priest being able to keep a straight face seeing him there. Even Jesus Christ himself knows he's a lost cause.

Anyone know where Donald and Melania went to church for Palm Sunday?

@Photomusicrock Two weeks ago...my guess is that it wasn't the only time.

At 78, former Van Halen singer Sammy Hagar still having fun having a drink with lucky fans onstage during recent show.

@baylorbigxii Noticing what? Been going on for 30 years...

FT attempts through three games: Duke: 68 Siena, TCU, & St. John’s combined total: 22 #Noticing

@Hero_OfThe_Day The three most influential for sure. Without Larry and Magic, Mike might have been playing in Europe.

These are the three best players in NBA history 🔥🔥 From 1980 to 1998 they won a combined 14 Championships. No flopping, no drama, no crying— Just basketball excellence!! The low TV ratings now prove this was the ‘Golden Age’ of basketball. Agree or Disagree…….?? 🤔🤔

@jsasser42 Absolutely predictable. Should have bet Duke money line when they were down.

St. John’s was up five points and then the referees kicked in. Boozer has been “fouled” every single time down the floor. Funny how that works.

@AlBernstein Well roughly 45% of the population believe everything he says, so you might find a taker...

He did not know Vince Lombardi. I’d bet the house on that.

@nobleisawinner Since when is 40% the standard????

What is your first thought when you see this?

@thedaywar90 Because the President is so virtuous that he never insults anyone....

Do you support Newsom continuing to insult Trump even though he is insulting the President of the United States? Yes-Or-No

@james_xond Too much missing information to make a call in a vacuum.

You’re offered a $120k fully remote job or $240k working in the office 5 days a week, which one are you choosing?

@ViewFromVegas The Las Vegas Bandits. If anything symbolizes Las Vegas now, it's that most of us feel ripped off after visiting.

🏀 NBA team name for Vegas?

@MySportsUpdate @PatMcAfeeShow Then why isn't he a GM??

Dan Orlovsky says he texted 12–15 GMs/decision-makers that Alabama QB Ty Simpson is the best QB in the draft, and only 2 disagreed. (🎥 @PatMcAfeeShow)

@MitchMossRadio Times they are a changing...not. I'll die on this hill Mitch, given all the talent they had, and the amount of calls that go their way, coach K was not a great game coach. They should have won more titles.

17 fouls to 9. Two players on TCU each have 4. 19 free throws to 7. A tale as old as time. Unwatchable. Duke has been getting favorable calls for 40 years. Enough is enough.

@TheFungi669 So glad denigrating Robert Mueller's memory will make a difference in that battle...

Karoline Leavitt: “President Trump is only focused on one thing: defeating Iran.” Note: Trump is playing golf all weekend at Mar-a-Lago for the 15th straight weekend.

@hashjenni Probably go to Vegas to celebrate...no matter what, the world will be a better place from that moment forward!

I am looking forward to the day where Trump is no longer President of the US! How about you?

@maura_resister Not sure he knows the meaning of the word.

Intelligence doesn't play a role in anything he does

When Donald numb nuts dies, someone should take out a full page ad in every remaining newspaper in the country and just substitute his name for Robert Mueller's in the exact same tweet. I'm ashamed that we elected him...TWICE! Thanks MAGA assholes!!