
Joe Floccari
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Joe Floccari
@JoeFloccari
I shoot da news, I am da idiot in the hurricane, shot at 5x, tasered, flash-banged. drank prison sangria after a prison raid. I like tacos


NYC mayoral aide who says whites owning homes is racist bursts into TEARS when asked about her mother's $1.4m home trib.al/5FbVz6S






Virginia Tech Snowball fight. Cadets vs students.




ASTRONOMERS MISTOOK ELON’S ROADSTER FOR AN ASTEROID.. NO, FOR REAL! Astronomers hilariously mistook Elon’s Roadster for an asteroid this month. Seven years after its Falcon Heavy launch, the car drifted past Mars into the asteroid belt, only to swing back 150,000 miles from Earth. Imagine spending billions on a space probe, to find… the beauty of an @tesla floating. Always double-check your ‘asteroids.’ The Roadster? Still orbiting the galaxy. Source: Fox



"You don't pass up that opportunity," Terry Fontenot said about taking Michael Penix Jr. No. 8 overall. "Kirk Cousins is our quarterback. ... With Michael Penix, we're thinking about the future."

How is Angel Hernandez allowed to umpire Major League games



We now have 300 pound linemen extending their arms amidst taking down a quarterback to show they don’t intend to use their full body weight and it’s still not enough.











