techno cryptid
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techno cryptid
@JoeFromTheGym
the wandering thoughts of a wily Florida werewolf
Florida, USA Katılım Ağustos 2022
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@VenerableHomo @JoeFromTheGym Good thing that leak WAS real! 🔥🔥🔥😈😈😈
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season 1 episode 7 "Angel": when I first started watching Buffy it was in the form of reruns on FX after school. I came in around the middle of season 3; Faith was already around, Willow was already a witch, and Angel was definitely already undead.
so after I was hooked and went back to watch the ones I'd missed (on DVD, I had the whole series) I started season 1 already knowing that Buffy's first boyfriend was a vampire.
I wish I could rewatch it for the first time, with no prior knowledge, because I bet it was a mind-blowing revelation back in the day.
and I wish I could have a crush- one of those real overwhelming puppy love kind of crushes. I mean what can I say; I'm a hopeless romantic.
but I guess there's just some things you don't get to redo
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@JoeFromTheGym Oh I crushed HARD on David Boreanaz. My exhusband introduced me to Buffy, and he too carried a flame for Angel. In fact, a few years ago he texted me this 🤣🤣🤣

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@pk13510 dude that's awesome 😆 never thought about it that way
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@JoeFromTheGym Lookin’ 🔥🔥 dude! Was gonna get a pair myself but decided on black. I rarely swim so, haven’t wanted to spend much money on another pair

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@FeelYouHappy this is one of my all-time favorite videos that pops up on here. my God life is so precious
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Is there anybody Dems can’t scare out of Chicago?
End Wokeness@EndWokeness
BREAKING: Chicago Bears are moving out of Chicago, building a stadium in Indiana
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NEW: Woman arrested after ditching her dog at the Las Vegas airport when she was told she couldn't bring it on board.
The woman was told the goldendoodle couldn't fly because it wasn't a registered service animal.
Instead of leaving the airport, the woman decided to tie the dog to the JetBlue ticket counter and leave for the departure gate.
"Airline staff advised the dog’s owner she was required to complete online documentation in order to travel with the animal as a service dog," said the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department.
"When the required paperwork was not completed, the passenger was denied a boarding pass. She then left the dog behind and proceeded through the airport to the departure gate."
"Officers later located the individual at Gate D1. When asked why she abandoned the dog, she stated the airline would not allow her to fly with it and claimed the dog had a tracking device — implying it was acceptable to leave the animal behind and it would return to her."
The woman then became "hostile" and resisted officers who tried to detain her.
She was charged with animal abandonment and resisting arrest. The dog was sent to an Animal Protective Services' holding for 10 days.
The owner never tried reclaiming the dog, who will now be up for adoption.
"The dog — now affectionately named “Jet Blue” — is safe, in foster care, and will soon be placed in a new, loving home," LVMPD said.
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@retrocvnty Sebastian (God love him) really journaled like a teenage girl... that's a diary right there
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@ATRightMovies this movie right here. a performance that's the crown jewel of Gosling's career imo
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@Glory_Is_Ben @BuffyLookBook @TV_Fanatic_Girl @TiaNEVERTamera @Astro_Closet @Film_Fuzion absolute art
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@Phoenix2A_1980s as soon as they announced Green Day playing the Superbowl I knew that this pathetic onstage display was the reason WHY Green Day was picked to play at the Superbowl...
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@DrClownPhD not gonna lie, if that was a chili cheese dog on a pretzel bun...I'd be on my knees too
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