Joe Goff
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Josh Rock will win the Premier League.
I’ve seen signs.
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“Whoever can't name a football team starting with T drinks”
My girlfriend: Tottenham
Me: Toullouse
My girl's gay bestfriend: Trabzonspor
Me:
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Nothing will ever prepare you for who pops up 😭😭😭
GC 3@utdgc5
We need to bring back that unexpected edits tiktok trend man😭😭😭
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THE STREAK IS OVER!!!!!!
What a run it was though, generational player but full credit it to Fallon!!
PDC Darts@OfficialPDC
THE STREAK IS OVER! 🤯 Beau Greaves' astonishing run of 114 consecutive wins on the PDC Women's Series circuit has come to an end! Fallon Sherrock averages 102.12 to defeat Greaves 4-1 and advance to the last 32 of Event Five! 📺 bit.ly/PDCTVLive
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Oh. My. God. What a goal.
Arda Guler won the Puskas Award tonight. x.com/vjedgyfox/stat…
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Bloomberg@business
Winston Churchill will soon disappear from UK banknotes, as the cigar-toting, wartime leader makes way for creatures like hedgehogs and badgers. After a public consultation, the next generation of pound notes will feature native British wildlife, according to the Bank of England. Read more: bloom.bg/4lsPoZ2 📷: Joe Giddens/AFP
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✂️💈💇♂️ The new Paddy Power advert with the Man Utd fan who won't cut his hair.
Yeah fair play, this is absolutely brilliant.
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“Can my mate come back to the gaff with us? Honestly, he’s sound, quiet fella, won’t know he’s there”
The mate:
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Mate, you’re still dressed like a 1990s wrestler that’d be one of the first ones eliminated from a Royal Rumble.
Brian Rose, Founder & Host of London Real@LondonRealTV
Dubai back to normal…airports open…with more love than ever…bullish on the UAE 🇦🇪 🚀❤️
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She is not impressed... nor is her fella asleep on the fruit machine 😂😂
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