Joe Hayton

Forever the greatest 🔵⚪️

No one should congratulate them southern gimps on winning the league. Pathetic club pathetic fans pathetic decisions in their favour all year.

@FabrizioRomano Bald is the way to go we’re gunna win it all next year

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Enzo Maresca has a total verbal agreement with Manchester City, HERE WE GO! The Italian manager has always been considered the ideal candidate to replace Pep Guardiola. Deal in place and Maresca will sign an initial three year deal at #MCFC. 🇮🇹 New era, soon.

@FabrizioRomano I never thought I’d see what I’ve seen watching City. A domestic treble, European Treble, 4 Titles in a row, a centurions season the list goes on. The best football to have been played in the premier league and it’s all down to one bloke. 🐐🔵⚪️ Josep Guardiola

🚨 Pep Guardiola has informed Manchester City that he will leave the club this summer. Decision confirmed and official statement to follow as Pep will say goodbye to Man City fans very soon. Only one name to replace Pep: Enzo Maresca.

@FabrizioRomano Waking up seeing this nightmare

🚨 Pep Guardiola, expected to leave Man City THIS summer with Enzo Maresca always been as the ONLY replacement wanted. Pep ready to say goodbye in the next days, while Maresca said yes to Manchester City months ago.

📆 #OnThisDay in 2012 AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO won City the Premier League for the first time in the most dramatic fashion, snatching the title away from Manchester United. 🤯 The 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 moment in Premier League history. 9️⃣3️⃣:2️⃣0️⃣

@AFL @CalTwomey

Michael Voss has resigned as Carlton coach, per @CalTwomey.

Can we send Ian Wright back to watching woman’s football because he’s unbearable

@Harry_Buckley17 Says the one who lives in Liverpool you dog.

@JoeHayton8 Scouser you

Fuck Rice and Bruno give Rayan POTS

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Just found this video on one of my old burners bro wtf were we watching 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@ManCity Don’t make John run he’ll get injured again

Catch me if you can 😂🤝

@ManCity @etihad BED

Your City side for the derby! 🩵 XI | Donnarumma, Lewis, Khusanov, Alleyne, Ake, Rodri, Bernardo (C), Semenyo, Foden, Doku, Haaland SUBS | Trafford, Bettinelli, Reijnders, Cherki, Ait-Nouri, O'Reilly, McAidoo, Mukasa, Mfuni 🤝 @etihad

Harry Brook has genuinely cost us the test match.

@Kurtis51407984 Silly mong

@JoeHayton8 Broja

I don’t know what’s worse Snicko or Ollie Pope.

That night. This club. The streets won’t forget.

Just knew that was gunna happen

Can’t wait to wake up and find out that city have been dicked.