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🚨How to get an allocation/white list to my meme coin (like for cool points..they matter)
A $3500 eth is imminent in the next 1-2 months (I think July).
This means my meme coin...is also imminent. If you want on its white list or to win an allocation. Here is how.
This is a recap on how to do so step by step (FYI liking/commenting your wallet here helps your chances) :
FYI I didn't spell check any of this.
A) Let me remind you : I am absolutely committed to making ZERO from this coin. I will charge no fee. I will drop it for fee. I will NEVER own or hold any of it (and thus never sell any of it for profit).
I will have multiple crypto detectives audit the entire thing and opensource/turn over all records.
If you still don't believe just know I am already rich af.. and my brand here means way more to me than a quick 7/8 figure pay day (which is peanuts to me, my nw is north of 170 atm..I don't need meme blood money).
I do not want the legal exposure nor the responsibility that comes with profiting from a meme coin drop.
ALSO : There are ZERO insiders. NO ONE outside the allocation winners gets early access. No kols. No VCs. No cabal extractive dorks. Not my family or friends. This is as fair pvp as it will ever get. ONLY white listers who win their spot get the drop.
Again don't trust me, I will have this audited as well as turn over everything open source.
This is me creating pure degenerate PvP meme chaos and then sitting back, pouring a drink and watching the show. I will launch this and do this nuke and then do nothing but watch, its fate is up to you.
B) The drop itself and how it will work (and not work) is COMPLETELY covered on my site alexbecker . gg. I have gone to HUGE length to make sure no hacker/fake launch/confusion will happen. The drop will be free and happen via a whitelist and have several other criteria. There will be zero "rush the gates" way for people to get burned. It will be a calm "collect your coins" drop.
C) How to get an allocation/whitelist
I am giving away 10-15 BIG early allocations (.1% of supply) and 100-150 small allocations .01% of supply. If we run to 100 million these will be worth about 100k and 10k respectively.
Over the next few weeks I will be streaming and holding challenges to give away these final spots. Winners are listed on my site. FYI these competitions are sloppy and terribly managed. If I mess something up I dont care.
For the whitelist : There will be anywhere from 3000-10,000 people on the white list.
On my social I will drop a web2 collection form at some point. Fair warning : We have spent about a month making an AI that scans wallets/submissions/attempts to join.
Trying to game this at all with multiple wallets/spamming/coy crap will just get you banned. 1 wallet per person. We have about 1001 ways to detect people trying to get multiples in. By all means try to cheat, but it will just result in you getting banned.
That said : With this you can submit your socials. People that are subbed to my Youtube, Twitch (and likely my Abstract) have cool points (which many of you have racked up by liking my posts/commenting) and follow me on X will have an EXTREME advantage in the list.
Then the drop will happen (again fully covered on my site).
All white list winners will then be able to calmy go and pick up their coins at their leisure on the SOL blockchain. It will be 100% free, you just have to cover the gas. If you can't cover SOL gas JFC I don't care and you need to get your life in order.
Then the chaos will begin.
FYI: We likely will hold ZERO coins, however if we do it will be for liquidity on dexs for easy trading. IF we do this this wallet will be PUBLICALLY marked and locked and as soon as people start providing liquidity burned. I strongly do not want to do this as again it creates more problems/responsibility I dont want. There will likely be no liquidity provided and the community will have to provide this.
I will then sit back and watch the chaos. I promise absolutely nothing but pvp fair chaos with this coin. I may talk about it after...I may never mention it ever again. I promise NOTHING.
Then...after all of this.
Myself and @FirestormFPS begin the hinting/slowly revealing what we have been building in secret the last 6 months.
Think pump . fun, but if you injected in with a syringe full of waifu hentai - fart coin - Las Vegas Sports betting and then covered it in cocaine. It's not really like pump at all besides the fact it's made for piece of sh!t like you.
My mother will probably dis-own me for dropping this but meme coiners are going to blow their load when they see it.
Paying attention to this reveal and being first to it will give you an EXTEME advantage in a very very f&cked up game that will pay the winners extreme amounts and leave the losers covered in dog sh!t.
again youll probably want to rack up cool points for it as well as cooler people do better than uncool dorks.
Anyways. This is your notice. The road to $3500 eth is clear...The most chaotic FAIR FAIR FAIR meme drop from the most famous main character alpha papi of crypto...is coming.
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