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Joe Pontillo

@JoePontillo

Comedian/influencer. Bio in the bio! Two comedy specials. YouTube show. Becoming more powerful by the second.

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Joe Pontillo@JoePontillo·
The only thing that can heal this country or if you feel like hate-watching something for 36 minutes. youtu.be/ByP3OKxUbIw?si…
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Commisoner Gordon: You never answered my question. Batman: And I never will. *Jumps off the rooftop*
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Marcus Semien blasts his fourth home run of the season
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Joe Pontillo@JoePontillo·
Welcome to whatever age you are now. You change your shirt four times a day but have been wearing the same pair of jeans since March.
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YouTube ASMR video: 4 hours of people getting mad at things they read on the internet.
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@Mets For $57 million Juan Soto doesn't get to be sick for 2 days.
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I've become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
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Can't believe the government allows Little Caesars to continue to sell something called "crazy bread" to the general public.
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Joe Pontillo@JoePontillo·
Love when the weather report is like "Rain should stop by 3pm....or never."
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Joe Pontillo@JoePontillo·
*Italian psychic looking into crystal ball* "Oh, there he is!"
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Joe Pontillo@JoePontillo·
Modern political comedy reminds me of when I started doing stand-up at 21 and half the crowd was my friends or family and I mainly told inside jokes which confused and angered the rest of the audience.
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Joe Pontillo@JoePontillo·
The Cavaliers were too distracted by Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce to focus on the Knicks.
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Joe Pontillo@JoePontillo·
Ate a Klondike Bar last night. Kind of don't want to be alone right now.
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Joe Pontillo@JoePontillo·
Losing my mind because someone I know referred to a video on their phone as a "tape".
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Joe Pontillo@JoePontillo·
Changing my stage name to "Hot Dog" and watching the bookings roll in.
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@JoePontillo repeatedly retweeting my own tweets until they reach the number of likes i think they deserve
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Repeatedly reading my own post just to drive the view count up.
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