silky johnson

Thanks to the @oasishealthapp I’ve switched from poisonous FairLife Protein Milk to Bourbon and I can’t even begin to explain how much healthier I feel.

I make the Transformers sound when I change into sweatpants.

Shai flopped on every single shot attempt.

The refs not even hiding it anymore 😂🤣

RiFF RAFF Performs "TiP TOE WiNG iN MY JAWWDiNZ" Over The "Seven Nation Army" Beat

It’s gray sweatpants season on Dantooine

this is what it feels like to wear a hat when you don’t normally wear a hat

i have sold baby yoda to chinese herbalists who will dehydrate him and use his powdered form in tinctures

@ChudTheBuilder you were not droppin the n word in jail and 2 if you made it to genpop nobody actually gave a fuck to bond you out fast enough before you got switched over

They put me in the gen pop processing room with everyone, and 90% of the blacks loved me. A few even went as far as to stand up for me against the others who started to chimp out. They all loved me.

Slamming my mouse on my desk and the mousewheel stops working entirely

A San Francisco woman went out drinking with a group of cop friends. She blacked out and woke up in a hotel room naked and drugged with four cops. The rape kit tested positive for all of their DNA but the D.A refuses to bring any charges. thebanner.com/community/crim…

@9trevv @ChudTheBuilder Stood on 10 🤙🏽

THE NEW KING OF TENNESSEE @ChudTheBuilder 🤠

- He killed his neighbor who killed his dog. - Started McAfee software - Forbes top 100 - Presidential candidate - Wanted in 3 countries - Survived 50+ assassination attempts - Married a prostitute who was hired to kill him - Behind Edward Snowden - Bitcoin billionaire - Worked on the Apollo missions -Hacked Hillary Clinton's office by sending her staff free computers - Killed a few people in Belize - Lived on a boat in the Caribbean sea with armed guards - Never paid income tax because he blackmails the US government - Escaped captivity in Guatemala by faking a heart attack - committed suicide in a Spanish prison - May still be alive

This audio is from 1965. Gemini VII. Two astronauts in orbit. And then: "Houston, we have a bogey at 10 o'clock high." The astronauts reported several objects. "Brilliant particles" against a black background. This audio was classified for 61 years. x.com/UAPJames/statu…

Same program

Former lieutenant and special ops who was personal security for @netanyahu was just caught in a sting operation with @chrishansen for grooming and trying to meet a 15 year old boy. Everyone in proximity to bibi is a vile demon, crazy how this man was selected and it says a lot.

Having a fetish for every inch of the female body much like in the same way Native Americans ensured no part of a slain buffalo went to waste