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@PranavSriraman Because wemby wanted the night off.

Wait why isn’t the Wolves-Spurs game tonight??

@TheDunkCentral @NBA__Courtside But you would have not been able to build this team without Shai … @BillSimmons

Bill Simmons says if you replace Shai Gilgeous-Alexander with Brandin Podziemski, the Thunder would still win 50 games 😅 (h/t @NBA__Courtside ) x.com/NBA__Courtside…

@BuckOnTwidder Yep. Thats around the time that you realize the week is fucked, everything is fucked, and maybe just try again next week.

people in nyc will be like actually tuesday at 2pm is the best time to go drinking

Chuck Norris dying proves simulation theory.

Man… what are the chances chuck rises again in three days?

Dear everyone worrying about their gear. Shut the fuck up and write better songs.

Okc thunder should kick start the sonics rivalry by voting no on the expansion.

Honestly, everything I have heard from this new flea record is the better than anything I’ve heard in a long time. I can’t wait to hear the rest of it. Thanks @flea333 , I haven’t felt excited about new music in a while. 🖤🖤

Turns out the leading cause for depression is life being pretty fucking brutal most of the time.

What if in the new jackass movie the entire crew including bams parents beat the living shit out of bam for the years of abuse he leveraged against them?

@dereklevibrown @Matt_Pinner Yeah, 1985, definitely done all 20.. and easily 10 this last year.

@Matt_Pinner You're confident no one has done all 20?!! I was born in 1981 buddy and I've done every single one of these things.

10 for me!!….I feel confident nobody Has all 20!! How many for you?

I can’t see the future anymore.

I think because so many people in NYC rent, hardware stores are fascinating. The employees get noticeably anxious when you talk about actually using tools. I had a lady today stop and give me a calm, reassuring talk about operating a drill.

What’s up with the homeless people getting into yoga all the sudden?

I think edward scissor hands might have just been really really stoned.

One thing I have learned having a garage sale is 90% of people in the world are just coasting through their days wearing pajamas.

@dereklevibrown Congratulations !

I’ve entered the riser portion of my career.

What ever went away, I’ll get it over again. I’ll get money, I’ll get funny again.

Music and food are so similar in so many ways.

Okay.. hear me out… Alcoholic / Non Alcoholic split 12 packs. @MichelobULTRA @AnheuserBusch ??