Joe Webb Art ✨

It seems like an apt time to share this painting, with the @milanocortina2026 @olympics currently on. I never know when these paintings are finished, I could keep adding the dots forever ♾️ really. 🏂 Snowboarder Oil on canvas 80×40cm 2026 #olympics #snowboarding #painting

🚨: This isn’t our Galaxy. 😳 You’re looking at billions of stars in the Andromeda galaxy, captured by the Hubble Space Telescope—and almost every one likely has planets. Let that sink in.

If you have kids, this will hit hard. You’ve been warned 😭

Saturn through a 6 inch telescope 🔭

🚨: Did you know; galaxies move toward something invisible beyond the universe, something massive is pulling them. The Great Attractor — a mysterious gravitational anomaly about 250 million light-years away — seems to be pulling our Milky Way and countless other galaxies toward it at incredible speeds.

@rickygervais Stop eating at 6pm and don’t eat again until 7am better still 9am. Greek yogurt for breakfast. Don’t eat processed food. That’s all.

I’m working out everyday now. Tennis, weights, running etc. My resting heart rate is really good and I train at quite a high rate too. So my question is, Why am I still fucking fat and exhausted all the cunting time?

Your Digital 🆔 becomes your “individual carbon footprint tracker” aka Carbon Wallet “We’re developing ... consumers to measure their own carbon footprint ... where are they traveling … what are they eating, what are they consuming … “

Labour will always do what’s best for Britain.

That's what it feels like when you get to heaven…

Whoah, just tried animating my collage artworks with @grok and the results are pretty impressive ngl @elonmusk

My new exhibition at BN9 Studio, Newhaven, UK. Open Thursday to Saturday for all of July. Details of the artwork at joewebbart.com/bn9

🌸 New Print Release! 🌸 Chuffed to unveil my latest silkscreen print, "Flower Station", created exclusively for the Saatchi Gallery’s Flower's exhibition. Available NOW at saatchistore.com/product/flower… This is a hand printed 12-colour silkscreen print, finished with a spot varnish, printed on 410gsm Somerset Satin Paper. 📏 Size: 50 x 70 cm ✨ Edition: Limited to 55 prints

Parallel Universe ✨🌓🌕🌒✨ Pencil on board - 2025 New drawings, collages and paintings will be on display at BN9 Studio in Newhaven, U.K. - The private view is on Friday 11th July 5.30-8.30pm. You are invited - I hope you can make it! 🙏🙏🙏

Happy to share the location of my new solo exhibition! BN9 Studio, Marine Workshops in Newhaven, East Sussex UK. This is quite an amazing new venue with a huge gallery space on the top floor of the recently renovated warehouse. It’s next to the sea and the river where you can get a delicious coffee and food next and sit outside. It honestly feels like a mini Tate Modern gallery! In fact the latest exhibitor in there is the artist Bruce Asbestos who currently has work in the Turbine Hall of the Tate Modern. I can’t wait to exhibit my latest paintings, drawings and collages there. The exhibition starts 12th July and runs until 2nd August (open Thursday to Saturday) Private view 11th July 5.30-8.30pm - All welcome! I’ll share more info here soon as well as on my website and newsletters etc.

@AdamBLiv @saylor @Strategy Best tweet ever 😆

🔥 SAYLOR DOESN’T OWE YOU A PUBLIC KEY - HE OWNS THE FUCKING OCEAN 🔥 If you are CONCERNED about the lack of PUBLIC WALLET ADDRESSES from @Saylor and @Strategy, CONGRATULATIONS: YOU ARE A ROOM TEMP IQ TROGLODYTE. Every few weeks some low IQ fiat larva crawls out of the sewer with the same brain-dead question: “Why won’t Saylor post the wallet addresses?” Oh I don’t know, maybe because he’s not a meth dealer, and Strategy isn’t running a fucking Ledger Nano S out of a Taco Bell parking lot. Let’s walk through this like you’re five, because apparently some of you still are. 🔐 THE COINS AREN’T IN A SHOEBOX, YOU MOUTH-BREATHERS Strategy uses regulated, institutional-grade custodians: •Fidelity Digital Assets (107k BTC) •Anchorage Digital (118k BTC) •Coinbase Prime (130k BTC and climbing) Each custodian uses cold, multi-signature, insurance-covered vaults - because that’s what $20+ billion treasuries do. This isn’t Dogecoin on Robinhood. This is industrial-grade, SEC-disclosed Bitcoin custody that requires signing off on entire legal frameworks. 🧠 ARKHAM ALREADY TRACKED 96–98% OF IT - TO THE SAT Thanks to Arkham Intelligence - an actual data intelligence firm and not your group chat - every major BTC purchase by Strategy is publicly filed with the SEC and mirrored on-chain with <1% variance. They map every sat with: Flow analysis (follow the TX IDs from 8-K filings straight into Coinbase cold vaults) Custodian heuristics (Coinbase and Anchorage leave fingerprints everywhere) Timing correlation (billion-dollar wires + tweet + SEC filing = chain move) So unless you think Fidelity is faking SEC-audited sub-ledgers and Coinbase is fabricating entire cold vaults just to prank you, you’re either lying or catastrophically stupid. 💼 NO, Saylor’s PERSONAL STACK ISN’T MIXED IN The 17,732 BTC that Saylor personally disclosed in 2021? Still untouched. Never moved. Zero commingling with Strategy’s holdings. Arkham even lists it under High-Net-Worth Individuals, separate from corporate treasuries. That level of separation is cleaner than your parents’ divorce that was your fault. 🧾 “BUT WHERE’S THE PUBLIC ADDRESS?” Let me explain this in retard-proof terms: You don’t get to see the vault key to Fort Knox either. You get the auditor’s attestation. You get SEC filings. You get Arkham’s forensic chain analysis. That’s more transparency than literally any other corporate treasury on Earth. You’re not Satoshi, you’re not the Fed, and you’re not entitled to play blockchain peeping Tom with Strategy’s stack. 🤡 THE REAL CLOWNS If you still demand a public key after this, you’re not “for transparency”. You’re just broke, bitter, and dying to project your metamask anxiety onto a man whose stack makes your entire lineage look like peasants. You want to see his addresses? Here’s a better idea: Post yours. Let the world verify your 0.034 BTC before you ask to audit $30 billion. 🧠 Final Reminder for Your Smooth Brain Strategy holds more than half a million BTC in institutional vaults across three custodians Arkham maps >96% of it on-chain with forensic precision Every single purchase is filed with the SEC, timestamped, and traceable There is no mixing, no funny business, and no USBs under Saylor’s mattress If that level of custody still makes you uncomfortable, Bitcoin isn’t the problem. Your low IQ is. Now go buy another Pepe coin and leave this to the grown-ups.

Before the war

Happy to share I’ll be exhibiting works with the fantastic @tagfinearts in Hong Kong this month! 🌍 A selection of my silkscreen prints will be on display with Tag Fine Arts Stand F01 at @affordableartfairhk this May 21st - 25th. The artworks are also available at tagfinearts.com Please contact the gallery directly for any enquiries. Thank you 🙏🙏🙏 #TAGFineArts #JoeWebb #collage

Shockwave Pencil on board - 2025

Modernist Dance Pencil on board - 2025