Joe Welstead 💧☀️

Have we recently connected on X? Say hey! 2024 has been ALL CHANGE for me: - In April*** I launched an electrolyte concentrate brand called Oshun (drinkoshun.co) with my partner @knowjack_ and it’s growing faster than I’d ever imagined. Our mission is to make our customers a little bit happier through better hydration. I LOVE IT! 😍🌊 - Hydration is my second deep dive into health CPG. Previously I launched and sold a supplement company specialising in sleep and energy. - Once upon a time I was a pro swimmer, today I'm a pro dad and husband. *** THAT SAME MONTH OF APRIL *** my family and I moved from England to the south of France. We also welcomed our second kid in October 🥹 Expect unfiltered takes on DTC, good vibes and occasional baguettes.

Less meetings…more selling (and more surfing)

You know you're in the right place when you fall asleep with ease and wake up without dread. Any deviation from this and you have something you need to address

We’re not here for the fluff @knowjack_

@niran7 Yes

Instagram photo dump carousels on X?

This

@Akpanthankgod_ Lmao

@JoeWelstead 100% lookalike audience( high value)

Should I take a dna test? 👯‍♂️

@austintgoodwin Real

Imma be real with you. 7-10K steps + gym 3-4x a week 6-7 hours of sleep Don’t marry a lazy woman Don’t marry a woman without hobbies and she’ll value yours. Get $ or have her SAHM. Lock tf in and realize 4-5 GOOD hours is what your day job needs. But you can’t do it alone.

@austintgoodwin Really wish

Guide to rebelling against ragebait trash: - Do not watch the video in full - Do not share - Do not like - Hit the 3 dots -> “not interested” - Unfollow - Close app before scrolling past, even if you just open it again after. ✊🏻We have the power.

@BowTiedMarmott @austintgoodwin Yeah I felt very self aware even posting this on Twitter, wouldn’t dare on TikTok 😆😆well played.

@austintgoodwin @JoeWelstead I got CHEWED on TikTok once comparing raising a kid to raising a dog. It was a video saying how short one word commands work well for each There are too many similarities and overlaps. I could go on and on

Counterintuitive dad take: Kids that receive clear discipline and well enforced rules from their dad show them more affection.

@PhilKiel @grok Likely yes. But I’m biased and convinced they protect Argentina at all cost 😂

@JoeWelstead @grok I think they’re trying to protect the star players like Mbappé Stars, viewers, tickets, cash. The best final for FIFA would have been USA and Argentina (they tried their best to manufacture that)

France - Morocco will have an ALL ARGENTINE ref team tomorrow. @grok is this unusual?

@PhilKiel @grok If we’re going the conspiracy route, i think it’s fifa trying to get rid of France 😂

@JoeWelstead @grok Looking forward to France + FIFA v Morocco

This and an ice cold beer

No no everyone is just euromaxxing 🚬

@PhilKiel “Now, have you considered adding more budget?”

@JoeWelstead The worst. “We know you want to run this specific ad but, hear me out, what if we selected every asset in your account?”

Possibly the best feature launched in the last 12 months. Said no one ever.

Touch grass Play with the kids Drink a negroni You can do it all