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Y2K actually happened and we’re just living in a corrupted matrix system. It explains everything.

@JessfromTO @liltaterhockey I’m sure he would have been so much better off someplace like Columbus, Charlotte, Nashville, or Denver though, right? 🫣

Have you been to Toronto? Do you know anything about Toronto? Please do some research. We are the most diverse city in Canada. 133 first nations communities across Ontario alone. Our captain is half Mexican, our coach is indigenous and let’s not forget we had the first Muslim hockey player Nazem Kadri… we also have Punjabi hockey night in Canada. He will be fine here lmao

Sure. Why not send the most highly anticipated First Nations draft pick ever to the most feral fanbase with the most diabolical media market in all of hockey and to a team run by a disgraced Wendy’s mogul. Like as a whimsical social experiment. What could possibly go wrong.

@leafsnlifts Wait, the draft is in Buffalo again? I was there when we drafted Auston!

Who wants to go to Buffalo in June?

Did I miss anything today?

@_celia_bedelia_ This based on gender only, or size? Just checking if I need to go get fitted or not.

My most boomer take (I guess) is that you need to wear proper undergarments (like a bra) to work.

@WaitATickTock @worldhockeyrpt

@Joe_17 @worldhockeyrpt He can’t even count to 20.

Steve Simmons goes at Keith Pelley for hiring John Chayka. This was something.

I need a hug today (it’s draft lottery day)

@reporterchris Love that this file is under “private” in the Path…

With the NHL's draft lottery set to go tonight, here are the lottery combination tables listed team by team: media.d3.nhle.com/image/private/…

“The Maple Leafs are imploding” GOOD! have you seen what the franchise has looked like since 2005??? Nothing else has worked, so why not?!

@ImSoOtto @JLew1050 Show me where I said that? I don’t speak for the Raps fandom and they don’t speak for me. I’m an individual. I think him healing up as much as possible before the 2nd round is the best possible scenario right now…

@Joe_17 @JLew1050 Y’all was just saying he quit lmao which is it now y’all wishy washy every other day

Brandon Ingram is questionable for tomorrow’s Game 7. Was in a walking boot last night.

@william_lou @blackdragonroll That’s good, but… it’s got nothing on this 🫣☠️

This is the hardest edit you will ever see on the RJ Barrett shot by @blackdragonroll

Can we get that TD Bank chair for Springer now?? @BlueJays

Never before seen 4K Courtside footage of RJ Barrett’s game winning 3.

How in the world did I miss the "Why's there only one Jalen in the NHL song"

Why did they call it FBGM instead of FBGR (Riches)?

@leafsnlifts They really should have went the route that Kansas City did with Arrowhead Stadium when selling naming rights. It’s “GEHA Field at Arrowhead Stadium”. “Roger’s Field at Skydome” would have been a smart publicity move imo @Rogers. And maybe it’s not too late?

I will forever dead name it the Skydome

@Kingfrog25 @GirlCalledElsa @dommeKiki @trumpisaloserL @helllojojo It’s a Canadian program, and it doesn’t need to have stocks. We don’t know the contents of what they’re holding in it. My point is, Tax Free Savings Account is a proper noun, as opposed to generically saying something is “tax free”. CRA website: canada.ca/en/revenue-age…

@Joe_17 @GirlCalledElsa @dommeKiki @trumpisaloserL @helllojojo Are you only holding Canadian companies? Aren’t foreign stocks taxed in those?

my coworker told me she’s broke and then mentioned that she has 30k in her tax free savings account

@Kingfrog25 @GirlCalledElsa @dommeKiki @trumpisaloserL @helllojojo TFSA is a Canadian thing. Not everything is a USA thing.

@GirlCalledElsa @dommeKiki @trumpisaloserL @helllojojo She thinks tax differed is tax free

MS Data Analytics degree complete. Maybe the @MapleLeafs have some contract work available? I like my full time job, but wouldn’t mind helping win a cup in my spare time😉