Joseph ✨

Hi, my name is Joseph, and I’m excited to begin my journey into data analysis this year. 🚀 I’m committed to learning, growing, and sharing every step of the way. If you're a fellow data enthusiast or passionate about the world of analytics, let’s connect!

@olumuyiwaayo Application fee

What do you want for Christmas? Someone might just be here to help.

@AskMichaelTaiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo I have been in your DM for weeks sir, please review my request 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Very soon, your testimony will be "God, this is more than what I prayed for."

@Oludeewon Application fee of 125$ for Stanford University, waiver denied.

What do you need right now? Someone may help.

@AskMichaelTaiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo I totally agree with you on this sir. If you can do it small, you'll surely do it big. Please a left a message in your DM for a while now, I'll be very grateful sir if you will reply me. Thank you sir.

The first big money I ever earned in my life was a ₦225,000 Chevron Scholarship towards the end of my 2nd year in college. I gave ₦25,000 as tithe, I gave a classmate ₦12,000 to pay for sickle cell treatment of his sister, I gave fellow struggling students like me different amounts, some got ₦500, some ₦5,000...then I got myself a used laptop and plenty of books. Before this time, the highest amount my bank account had ever seen was ₦10,500. Receiving over 20 times that amount at once was crazy. By the time I was done giving, I still had over ₦125,000 left. Yet, a year after that, the money had doubled to ₦250,000 as more scholarships from various sources flowed in. That experience reinforced a belief I had then and that I still have now: my money is not really mine. I'm just a custodian of it. This is why it is so hard for me to buy things for myself but I find it so easy to give it away. When I moved to the U.S. and started earning in $, it was a no-brainer for me to continue the practice that has served me so well. Same as when I started in Shell and started making real money. For about 10 years now, the biggest line item in my personal finances is not taxes, or mortgage, but donations - to God, to charity, to causes I believe in and to the needy. Last year, my CPA said, "you give more away than most households in the US earn." I believe you can give your way to prosperity. To grow, you need to let go. Tithing is a good first step in learning to let go.

@AskMichaelTaiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo Good evening sir Please review my request, I'm inside your DM sir

@AskMichaelTaiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo Sir, I left a message in your DM. Please reply 🙏

The tightening in the workforce now is getting 'interesting.' People are being rejected for being overqualified. Not accomplished enough for senior leadership roles, yet too experienced (and too “expensive”) for the front-line positions AI hasn’t replaced. It’s a strange space to be in. A situation where your biggest asset becomes your biggest barrier. The question now is: How do you stay relevant when experience itself starts counting against you?

@FrancisEbuara Good afternoon @FrancisEbuara Thank you for all you do here A Prof. at Stanford Uni just expressed interest in my research background and encouraged me to apply. I applied for waiver, but it wasn’t granted. If there’s any way you could assist me in covering or supporting $150.

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@AskMichaelTaiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo the application fee of $150 is quite challenging for me at the moment. It’s equivalent to nearly three months of my current salary here. I applied for a fee waiver, but unfortunately, it wasn’t granted. Any help will be greatly appreciated. Thank you sir

@AskMichaelTaiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo Thank you for all you do for the community, A Prof. at Stanford Uni has expressed interest in my research background and encouraged me to apply. I applied for waiver, but it wasn’t granted. If there’s any way you could assist me in covering or supporting $150.

Sometimes, one will make some random decisions in the moment, and to you, it's just one of those tough days. It'll be months or years later when you look back and realize that was the moment everything quietly started to shift. More reason it's good not to dismiss the small choices or ordinary days because most turning points don't feel like turning points when they're happening.

@nzubeohalete @Campeone_sam @nzubeohalete Is there a template/format for a follow up email

@Campeone_sam It is ooh. They might not have seen either of your initial emails. They might have procrastinated after the first reminder too. Remember it’s after 2 weeks so you’ve given them enough time.

Cold emailing is still one of the fastest ways to get fully funded scholarships abroad But finding the right professors and crafting quality emails can drain your time and energy Here’s how to do it faster (and better) using AI — in 5 simple steps (with pictures):

@AskMichaelTaiwo Stanford University Department of Material Science and Engineering Fee: $125 Deadline: December 2 I've got a potential supervisor(Professor) whose research interest aligns with mine and has funding. The only barrier here is my application fee. Please @AskMichaelTaiwo

If you need to pay for a graduate school application fee, please indicate the school, department, amount in US$ and deadline in the CS. I’ll pick about a dozen or more students. (MT Scholars are not eligible to apply 😁) Free tip: Explain WHY you need this. If your story is authentic enough, even if I don't pick you, someone else might reach out to sponsor you.

@OsemekeUgb55929 @Oludeewon Yeah

@Joe_Analyticss @Oludeewon Can I DM?

Yes, it could be.

@RealGabbizcenzo @SamdGreat01 @RealGabbizcenzo I have been trying to enter your dm but it's locked. I'd appreciate it if you can reach out and show me how to get this done. Thanks

@SamdGreat01 For all the "I don't have publication", you can publish your project work. Narrow it down to a publishable size, usually within 20 pages, focusing on statement of the problem, literature review, methodology, finding, conclusion and recommendations with relevant references.

Do you have your transcripts?

@specomolola @specomolola your dm is locked I'm interested

Pls Send a DM if you are interested We are putting the group together I am working on having a robust Database for the benefit of everyone

@AlaniJoshua_ Hello @AlaniJoshua_ , this is so so good. Sorry for disturbing you tho, I'll be very glad if you can show me how (or better still point me in the right direction) to achieve this things on your report. The Kpi and the other feature that helps switch between pages Thanks so much

I’m a data analyst, I can help you solve your business problems , derive insights and help improve sales performance. Send a dm let’s work together. 🤲

@cheftee_lead Oh! Thanks so much. Pls check your dm

@Joe_Analyticss There are other ways to contribute aside from being on the field. There other data analysis process. When we get to those point, I’ll sure let you know

We are looking for volunteers to join us in the data collection activity for the Needs Assessment project at Primary Schools in Ado Ota, Ogun state. If you stay in Ota or Lagos mainland and would love to volunteer, please fill this form: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

@ObohX @thelightra Can you drop the link pls

@thelightra Amazing work kev 👏👏

Subscribed to @ObohX youtube over the weekend and it's been a seamless experience learning from him. Used power query+ sleek charts and a map in excel to transform and visualize furniture sales & Distribution across states in the USA.

@a_toheebah @Rita_tyna @ObohX @toheebah_j Nice work @a_toheebah Can drop the link to the videos pls

I know it might sound dramatic but I actually thought I couldn’t do it😂. Used @Rita_tyna and @ObohX tutorial on YouTube. My first dashboard wireframe🤭