Joe Kendall

About last night. Truly honoured, @theofficialfwa 🙌

Matt Le Tissier finding out that the chem trails induced by the flat earths systematic atmosphere has caused the EFL to suspend Southampton from the Play-off final.

Only the GOAT goes out on top. 🐐

Young lad from Southampton pops around a training ground with an iPhone 11 - they get booted from the playoffs City cook the books and break every financial rule there is - play away lads, who’s arsed Hmm…

this is outrageous 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Them 115 charge can’t be far away if he’s jumping ship Cheerio Pep, you cheating, chequebook manager bastard 🖕🏻

Two men live in Zone 2 London. Both are around 30. Both sleep in a one-bed flat. But only one believes he has a future in the city. James was born in London. He went to university, got a degree, found a decent job and now works at a marketing firm near Old Street. He earns just under £60,000 a year. On paper, he is doing well. But every month James opens his payslip and watches a third of it vanish before he ever sees it. Income tax.National Insurance.Student loan.Then comes the rent. Nearly £2,000 a month for a small one-bed flat with mould around the windows and a landlord who only renews the tenancy six months at a time. Every evening James scrolls Rightmove looking at tiny flats he cannot afford in the city he grew up in. Even the cheapest one-beds near him now cost around £400,000. The deposit alone feels impossible despite earning more than most people in Britain. His parents bought their first home younger than he is now. James still does not know if he will ever own one. So he keeps renting.Keeps waiting. He watches friends delay children. People earning what used to be considered “good money” still checking every direct debit before payday. Now meet Shaheed. He arrived in Britain recently and was granted refugee status. He does not work. He lives in a one-bed flat in East London. His housing costs and council tax are largely covered through the welfare system. He qualifies for free prescriptions, dental treatment and eye tests. He does not spend his evenings worrying whether the next rent rise will wipe out what little he has left at the end of the month. And this is the part driving so much public anger. James works full time, pays a fortune in tax and still cannot see a long-term future in the city he was born in. Shaheed does not work, yet has more housing security than the man whose taxes help fund the system. That is how a city loses its young people, because they stop believing hard work leads anywhere. London has to become a city where the people who work, contribute and build lives here can realistically afford homes, raise families and feel secure again.

Goalscorer. Assist provider. Award winner. Presenting @TheOfficialFWA Footballer of the Year for 2025/26: @B_Fernandes8! 🏆❤️

Dirty scouse cunts. YANITED YANITED YANITED

Our police kicking murderous terrorists in the head to save lives is a good thing.

As três fases da vida de uma lésbica

IM RAPPING AGAIN!

Happy St. George's Day! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Imagine losing your life savings and then you’ve got fucking Wall-E & his mates Gegenpressing you as you try leave

YANITED YANITED YANITED UTFR

@Keir_Starmer Parents are more worried about the third world rapists you’ve allowed to roam our communities unchecked. To be honest.

Prem refs are a bunch of soft cunts 🤣

@Keir_Starmer All of a sudden we can decide who gets to enter Britain? Deport the third world rapists, conmen and sex pests before Kanye sodding West.

This is what happens when one of the following goes to no. 10: An Israeli official. = Mass protests. President Trump. = Mass protests. Syrian President Ahmed al‑Sharaa, a man who led Al-Qaeda, anti-Christian pogroms and killed hundreds of thousands of civilians. = No protests.