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Stop guessing ages! You're as young as you feel!

Michael Jackson's upcoming London dates have been cancelled. They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11).

The Fallout 4 Anniversary Edition and The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Anniversary Edition arrive on Nintendo Switch 2 in a physical code-in-box edition. Available now! Fallout: beth.games/4tygG3a Skyrim: beth.games/4sZmwti

President Trump saying WINNING for 1 hour. 🔁 Can't stop, won't stop.

Stupid EU bottle cap just spilt orange juice on me. Lots of OJ in the lid, gets you before you can even rip the bastard thing off.

The Academy has banned AI from ever winning an Oscar. • Only roles “demonstrably performed by humans with their consent” can be nominated for acting Oscars • Screenplays “must be human-authored” to qualify for a nomination

𝙰 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚎𝚛𝚊 𝚘𝚏 𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕. From the mind of Zach Cregger, director of Weapons and Barbarian. Watch the new teaser trailer for Resident Evil. Filmed for IMAX – in theatres 9.18.

VACCINES. CAUSE. AUTISM.

@TGCCollectables Allen the Alien obvs (no explanation needed)

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UNLEASHED in paperback! Revised and updated to include my verdict on Starmer, Reeves and this Labour government, with a dash of optimism that despite all the challenges we face today, the future will be brighter. Now available in all good bookshops and online here: lnkfi.re/lAxuCn

Happy St George’s Day! Sainsbury’s has 4 AISLES for Ramadan at my local supermarket so I decided to see what they had in for St George’s Day….🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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I’m coming to England on a boat. They can try to ban me, but they cannot ban the TRUTH. See you on May 16th🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@tomhfh "How are you supposed to drink this ?"

How are you supposed to drink this?

The Green Party: “let’s tax billionaires” Lads who make 30k a year:

🏆#PokemonChampions is now available on Nintendo Switch!🏆 Join me at the Battle Arena in Frontier City, and let's find out who's the strongest Trainer! champions.pokemon.com

Name a better administration. I’ll wait.

I have everything that everybody else can’t have.

President Trump didn't start a war in Iran. He is cleaning up the mess of Obama, Biden, and every other President who has failed.

@Dexerto Dayumm, what you do @scott_mills? 👀

BBC presenter Scott Mills has been fired after allegations about his 'personal conduct'