cosmic jester

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I don’t think I’ve seen a single Chuck Norris movie. I only really know him through memes and funny Texas Walker clips from Conan

Dogshit new feature of streaming apps is when you finish a movie or final episode of a show and then an unrelated movie or show starts playing automatically. I guess it meant to emulate infinite scroll of social media apps, just keep going so you never leave. Just awful design.

Probably for the best if One Nation does gain a fair few seats in the SA election because any time they do well the elected representatives end up quitting the party and sitting as independents. That would destroy one nation’s credibility by the time of the next fed election

@merkin_about They can’t smoke anywhere food is served or can be eaten here iirc

@cosmicjester Outside they do. Gross

Only problem about sitting outside at a cafe is the damn fucking smokers polluting the air. 🤢

These books went so hard when you were in primary school

It was a bit unconventional for her to say the economy was being a bit ‘retarded’ in the current quarter.

> be me > be aussie > wednesday night pornhub > sorry you need ID > okay.gif > submit credit card details to verify age > failed > next day attempt to buy banh mi > card blocked > spend 45 mins on phone unblocking phone > "sir what is age verification ID mechant?" > bank now knows I needed a wank > viet bakery heard the whole conversation Thanks @AlboMP

@merkin_about Want

Stuffed zukes

Is this the same one that’s currently on Stan or is that a different adaptation

@maneszj I played a few minutes of that on the free weekend and I just didn’t get what it was

@cosmicjester marathon marathon marathon marathon

The battlefield games are the only games I play online and I’m so bad at the games (horrid k/d ratio) yet it doesn’t ruin my enjoyment of the games at all. Battlefield 6 is great mindless fun.

@hammocklyfe That sucks, what was the job

My son got given the arse after 2 days at work. They told him he wasn't up to it. A kid with no experience. I reckon that's a bit harsh.

That Kayo ad really trying to trick us into believing that Aerosmith’s Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing is a beloved football anthem when I’m certain it’s only used because they couldn’t afford Sweet Caroline or Seven Nation Army

@van_gone_ Scallywags is a fun word that doesn’t get enough play

God she's patronizing.

@Nirgal451 @disco___cat I thought chipotle was really good the first time I tried it, but that was many years ago so maybe it fell off

@cosmicjester @disco___cat It's interesting, GYG's target market is Chipotle customers, and if you look at the Chicago area ratings GYG on average does currently have higher ratings. Although, it looks like some of the older stores need some focus.

trying to sell ice to eskimos springs to mind.

Zendaya gets praised for wearing the same dress ten years later, yet I wear the same t-shirt for a week and everyone tells me I smell? Everyday sexism.

Matt is a smart fellow and knows very well that Australia is a price taker, not a price maker for world oil prices. This boomer slop is beneath him.