MrG

@VictoriaCoren @BBCTwo Will watch some tonight, although since I'm feeling really rough at least I have an excuse for doing badly.

Three more Only Connect festive treats remain this season. Tonight: the Transatlantic special! Two absolutely delightful teams return for a really jolly show, some delightful music and, I must say, I have never looked better. Thanks, Ozempic! 8pm @BBCTwo

@Scalextric Done

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@Scalextric @SteveCav27uk

@carolvorders Yeah ,elon, you're hilarious, what a douche canoe

This is about as low as it gets ⏬️

Just watched the final Grand Tour,was emotional for sure, been watching these fools since the beginning. Thanks @MrJamesMay @RichardHammond @JeremyClarkson

@VictoriaCoren we need to talk. Yes it's Thor played by the delectable Chris Hemsworth. You slipped in my estimation VCM but we still think you're great

@supertanskiii We are off to that London at the end of the month, Interstellar at the Science Museum, hotel for the night then off to Hammersmith to sit on the bench

10 years. I adored Rik Mayall, he was my comedy hero. I’m glad I was allowed to watch Bottom at a young age, it taught me to swear. My family still quotes it at any given opportunity. Without Rik there’s no comedy to remedy the cruelty of Tory Britain. Miss you, you BASTARD.

@LBC Lols

Ticketmaster down as surge of Oasis fans crash website ahead of 9am general sale lbc.co.uk/news/ticketmas…

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@CostaCoffee Message sent

@Joenufc Hi! Sorry to hear that you haven't had the best visit! Can you please pop us a DM with the time you visited the store and also your app number in full? - Kris

@CostaCoffee disappointed today in Costa Norwich, had toast had to ask for it to be toasted again as it was still white, asked for marmite but got marmalade so had to ask for marmite again, one dirty knife, one spoon between 2 coffees had to ask for napkins but they had run out.

@Stuartagain @LBC Unfollow then

@LBC Didn't ask

Mpox virus detected in Pakistan as WHO declares global health emergency lbc.co.uk/news/mpox-viru…

@initforthetek @implausibleblog Wow, embarrassing.

@implausibleblog Im sorry but this reeks of a government operation to sway public opinion.

Left: A 32 year old (white) man has been arrested for stabbing an 11 year old girl and a 34 year old woman in Leicester square, London Right: A (brown) recent immigrant to the UK (based on his accent), working as a security guard, "I saw that he was stabbing the kid, I jumped on him, held down his hand in which he had a knife, held him down and kicked the knife away from him" "I just saw a kid who was getting stabbed and I just like tried to save her" This man, Abdullah, is a hero 👏

@cctvidiots Stupidity

Without googling, name something that America invented👇🇺🇸

@thatwomanmusic Still love Mother Teresa, Literature Lovers etc new stuffs great too btw

My debut album is out today! 13 songs about pulling yourself apart in the name of self-discovery - unearthing the core of who you are and trying to love it fiercely, imperfectly and uncompromisingly. I hope it encourages you to do the same, because you really do deserve joy ❤️

@Nigel_Farage Shut up and show some respect

My response to the attack in Southport.

@holte @implausibleblog Hardly ever attended

@implausibleblog He hated it so much he Consistantly got re-elected for 21 years milking every penny he could whilst doing nothing but damage our reputation internationally... Now he's set his sights on the UK parliament for exactly the same reasons

Left: Nigel Farage says maybe Brits like the EU because MEPs have, amongst other things, chauffeur driven cars Right: Nigel Farage's chauffeur driven car