Joe the Dip buyer

@SawyerMerritt Na this going to make me square up with mfers jumping que

Tesla has started to build out its Virtual Queue feature for Tesla Superchargers. This feature will let owners wait in a virtual queue when a Supercharger is full, instead of having to wait in a physical line with their vehicle. When a driver is near a Supercharger at capacity, they’ll be allowed to join the queue. Based on when the vehicle joined the queue, Tesla will manage whose turn it is to charge next. Tesla won’t be disabling charging at the Supercharger stall directly, as there are messages in the app that state: “There is a waitlist to charge. Are you sure you want to start a charging session now?” So it sounds like drivers will need to be respectful of the queue and whose turn it is to charge. via @NotATeslaApp

@elonmusk So where are they being utilized?

Cybercab has started production

@SpencerHakimian Dafaq is deopen

🚨TRUMP: IRAN HAS AGREED TO DE-OPEN THE HORMUZ STRAIT

@FranksDavi94647 @cosyposter Really? This is the ONE time you approve AI? A hamster dancing in front of a washing machine? Bro cmon

@cosyposter GOLD!! This one time I approve of AI.

@DovySimuMMA Annoying asf but I like it ufc pressers are so lame now that its finally worth watching

Describe Josh Hokit in 1 word

@Jrwho2 @elonmusk @MarioNawfal @grok Yeah because whoever the fuck you are can demand Elons response 😂

@elonmusk @MarioNawfal @grok please clarify Elon’s post: is Optimus 3 working at the diner or not? Simple answer

🇺🇸 Tesla Optimus is serving at the Tesla Diner today until sunset. Convenient timing: Tesla had promised the Gen 3 Optimus reveal in Q1 2026, and March ends today. The Gen 3 model is designed for factory deployment, meaning an announcement could drop any moment if the timeline holds. Source: @Tesla_Optimus, @niccruzpatane

@MMASharke1 How dumb is Cormier lmao? Shes up now shes just laying there BRO JUST BECAUSE LIDS DIDNT CLOSE DOESNT MEAN SHE WAS UP LMFAO

Maycee Barber after the Alexa Grasso KO/Submission/k1ll Scariest KO since josh emmet n bryce mitchel #UFCSeattle x.com/TakeruCigarra/…

@FanDuel @42Cyc 6 wins next year! Then 9 then 13 then 21

The Raiders might bounce back quick 😳 h/t @42Cyc

@chefsevenn 1 or 2

How do u like your steak cooked ? 🥩

@CARN0N Also with 5 people in the car. Impressive

An Australian breakfast radio show spent their morning show today seeing how far they could drive their Tesla past 0%. Probably the most entertaining piece of Tesla content I’ve ever watched 😂

@doc_1029 @mymixtapez That was on the way back bro

@mymixtapez Then why did he post a picture on his Instagram showing him feet up on a private jet? Also, it doesnt take 2 hours to get from DC to Baltimore and why didn't they fly into BWI?

Maxx Crosby says the Ravens flew him on a commercial flight with regular people instead of a private jet to Washington, DC. “We had to drive two hours from D. C. after the five-hour flight, bro. That sh*t was f*cking weak.”

@NFL_DovKleiman Jon jones

Tom Brady is not available. If you’re down 5 points on your own 40-yard line with 50 seconds to go, what Quarterback do you want leading the last-minute drive? ...🧐

@VaughnXVaughn @KathleenWinche3 Its a pound of popcorn thats hella

@KathleenWinche3 Hold up Popcorn ?? That shit gotta have a ton of butter on it , no????

It’s crazy what the kind of calories are in each item. This was surprising to me.

@MySportsUpdate @_SportsTrust He has a solid 4 career receptions. Lfg

The #Raiders are signing former #Seahawks WR/KR Dareke Young, per his agents @_SportsTrust. Back together with Klint Kubiak.

@CasualMMA Turning on to watch orobai and emmet fight

If you watch this card you genuinely need to get a life

@Investingcom I hope the fuck so. Better be thousands a week

*TESLA IS DESIGNING THE PRODUCTION LINE TO MAKE HUNDREDS OF CYBERCABS A WEEK - WSJ $TSLA

It’ll look sooooooooooooooooooooooo bad if we sign Trey man.

@NiciFYB @THATBOYMMAGURU Yeah they had jones in the trailer. Also didn’t have gane so makes sense

@THATBOYMMAGURU Do we know what the fight was that fell through last night?

UFC WHITE HOUSE CARD VS HOW I WOULD'VE DONE IT TOPURIA VS GAETHJE - TOPURIA VS GAETHJE PEREIRA VS GANE - PEREIRA VS GANE O'MALLEY VS ZAHABI - O'MALLEY VS SANDHAGEN NICKAL VS DAUKAUS - USMAN VS MORALES RUFFY VS CHANDLER - LOPES VS STERLING LOPES VS GARCIA - COVINGTON VS THOMPSON

@MLFootball @CrosbyMaxx Dunk chanpion? Daheck

🚨🚨WILD FOOTAGE🚨🚨 Footage of #Raiders star pass rusher Maxx Crosby at team practice has resurfaced and gone viral. Crosby looks like an All-Pro tight end, a Pro Bowl running back, and a dunk champion. @CrosbyMaxx is a FREAK-ATHLETE 😱😱😱 x.com/Fatslob1123/st…

@eurofounder The funny part is you thinking college degrees mean you actually learned something.

My daughter got a job offer from Tesla "Papa, it's $250k a year and I'll work on autonomous driving!" I sighed "You have only a bachelor's degree. You are not qualified to work on anything" She started showing me the offer letter I closed the laptop "You will do your masters. Then a traineeship at a respectable German company. Then we can talk" "But dad, my friend moved to the US with just a bachelor's and already makes over $300k..." "And does your friend have a recognised European postgraduate qualification?" She didn't answer Case closed In Europe we educate first and work later That's why our companies are built to last