Bud Fox

@callmyhost Circa has the best chairs

How is this even possible?

@HighyieldHarry Worst gig out there

Not pictured - convincing every relative of yours + old high school friends to buy life insurance from you

@litcapital Nobody will believe this ever… but here’s the story. It was 2012 at a boutique broker dealer in midtown doing Pre-IPOs. Before Facebook went public I placed Palantir at $1.

Palantir shareholders rn

@j0hnwang Usually allocations don’t go towards hedge funds as much, doubt this is even true

Know a hedge fund who made $200M off the Figma IPO Called up Goldman Sachs the night before the IPO, got in at $33 and dumped first day at $130 Your reminder it doesn’t take founding something to get rich

@parkaveloafers No. Swingers. Herald Square area. You owe me. She can have drinks and don’t have to.

@parkaveloafers Have you been to the mini golf place?

In July I became an expert on Coldplay, Astronomer, tsunamis, earthquakes, jeans, Epstein, and literally everyone in the world’s lore. What will I become an expert on in August?

Funny story about Justin Timberlake being in the news. I went to Sleep No More about 10 years ago and when I went to the “bar area” where you can take off your mask, Justin Timberlake sat down next to me and we were just chilling and talking. True story.

@JerseyShoreGuy5 @parkaveloafers @KipsBayKen @McsorleyErnest Can’t prove it yet but I almost guarantee you are all just MHG posting back and forth. Give it up

@Joey77PARK @parkaveloafers @KipsBayKen @McsorleyErnest Don’t worry I’d never live next to a registered sex offender

Everyone on @x is now an economist. Give it up!!!!

@JerseyShoreGuy5 @parkaveloafers @KipsBayKen @McsorleyErnest Stay in Jersey. We don’t need your kind here

@parkaveloafers @KipsBayKen @McsorleyErnest @Joey77PARK No I’m just scared of the illegals

@parkaveloafers Is this considered “financial advice”

@KipsBayKen @parkaveloafers @McsorleyErnest @JerseyShoreGuy5 I live on Park Avenue. Not a 5 story walk up dump. You won’t get past my doormen

@jimcramer Snowflake $snow was 50x sales on IPO You loved it

If you are putting in a market order from Figma you should pull it now. You will get it lower .It is near 50x sales!!!!

Im unemployed. I just lost 1k on the Rays in a matter of seconds. Might have to sell these Trell J sunglasses. But atleast I have a 24 pack of Bapple and the Pikkit happy hour at 4:30PM.

@wizardofsoho Is Murray Hill Guy going to be on?

If you are in New York turn on cnbc at 11:50am est ;)

At least I can still have nice dinners

@parkaveloafers 💯

@parkaveloafers Aren’t you looking?

Any ideas what to do today.