Cucumber Joe

@OPTFobico @DelusionPosting

@DelusionPosting What has Homer to do with Helen of Troy? He is a simpsons not a greecian

@NeverSayClever @GatorRex2 @Criminalsimpson No one who speaks German could be an awful man!

@GatorRex2 @Criminalsimpson "Die, Cronat!" It thinks the boy is called Cronat

@GatorRex2 @Criminalsimpson "I don't care"

@Criminalsimpson Can someone explain this one to me 😭

@InspiringPhilos At that price point, they CAN hit.

Islamic Philosophy: Episode 4

@SahilBloom @davidnimaesq If New England would wise up and eliminate daylight savings you'd get it during the summer at least! #MainersAgainstDST

@davidnimaesq Ok, so please suggest how I get natural light at 430am in Boston at any time of year, then.

Right idea, but bad methodology. Yes your body wants light in the morning. But that desire is for natural sunlight. Not some artificial fluorescent light purchased from Amazon. This is not a long time sustainable solution that you can do for 50 years. Is the equivalent of eating creatine powder versus natural proteins from eggs. Right idea wrong methodology.

@GoTube_Daily @TrungTPhan Just couldn't make it on time.

@TrungTPhan Why wasn't he there? What was the reason?

Sean Penn won Best Supporting Actor but didn’t show up to Academy Awards, and Kieran Culkin’s reaction was a perfect channeling of Roman Roy

@thuggetsnation I'd rather him focus on playing basketball than spend half the game purposefully getting tangled up with other dudes to try and prove a point to the ref.

For all the idiot troll accounts posting “what is joker doing” screen shots tonight, here’s another (no call) one. THIS IS A FOUL. You can’t wrap your hands around the player behind you. Jokic was trying to show this to the refs all night… That’s what he was doing. #Jokic

@NotoriousNic7 @mike_daddino Hey now, I'm a lifelong Nugs fan but I'm with you. Too much of Jokic's game these days is just purposefully getting himself tangled with other guys and then whining he's not getting a whistle. It's infuriating seeing him waste his talent like this.

@mike_daddino Mauling = legal box outs -Nuggies everywhere

Don’t let the media fool you… The Jazz were MAULING Jokic ALL NIGHT

@WGDthird @greg16676935420 @khamenei_ir Two bud lights and an afternoon watching sports with the boys would 100% fix most of these guys.

@greg16676935420 @khamenei_ir If he went to Sports Clips and opted for the massage he wouldn’t have been so angry all the time.

In the Name of God, the Compassionate, the Merciful Among the faithful are men who fulfill what they have pledged to Allah: there are some among them who have fulfilled their pledge, and some of them who still wait, and they have not changed in the least (Holy Quran 33:23).

@damekatydenise_ D'erica

As a brand spanking new womxn, Derek is looking for a new name. I’ve said we can help! So, in tribute to all the engagement farming accounts out there, her name is the last thing you ate… Go.

@BurningBrule @NugsGetBuckets He could have taken another step still.

@NugsGetBuckets Traveled

I’ve seen enough… this is the MVP

We built Jikipedia, a new wiki that compiles Jmail data into exhaustive reports on key figures in the Epstein scandal. It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated. Here is Epstein's executive assistant, who sent >100k emails to him and was shielded from prison via a 2007 non-prosecution deal.

Who is your favorite obscure Simpsons character?

@TimRunsHisMouth I don't like this woman, but she's right.

It's time to expel her from the House.