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Dear shithead @elonmusk — your site is broken. Account deactivation isn’t working.

@SethAbramson Elon Musk is a genius, and one day he’ll figure out how to wear a hat.

(📢) BREAKING NEWS: The So-Called “Department of Government Efficiency” Is An Immediate, Acute Constitutional Crisis 🔗: sethabramson.substack.com/p/major-breaki… It’s going to take a few hours, but US media is about to realize that what just happened has thrown America into unprecedented chaos.

MUST WATCH: This is one of those horror stories about the loathsome piece of shit that New Yorkers know all too well. Everyone knows someone who was either scammed, ripped off, or had their life devastated by Trump. 😡😡😡👇

Concepts of a Plan is my System of a Down cover band (inspired by @paulandstorm )

@BeschlossDC Does he really expect us to believe he reads?

“I read somewhere that she was not Black.”

“World leaders are laughing at Donald Trump.”

@Williesillie2 Please don’t mock a man while he’s shitting his pants.

Motherfucker always looks like he's about to steal Christmas

This election, have you considered who Viktor Orban supports?

If your first name is REINCE, you could use at least a little effort to pronounce people’s first name correctly.

How it started. How it's going.  Ten years later, and it's still a good look! IWillVote.com

@NoLieWithBTC @wontpacdown Is that Michael Saltzman from “Um, Actually”?

Oh my God this new Democratic ad by @wontpacdown is perfect. MAGA is VERY upset that normal Americans are calling them out for being weird.

@SamSykesSwears “It’s-a me! God of War!”

"It's time to God of War."

@tabletopminions He’s got something in his hand. A soft pack of cigarettes or something. That’s probably what they sell.

As far as I can tell, this new “Warhammer” company sells plain grey sweatshirts. Huh. Well, if I ever need one, I’ll come back and poke around the site.

@nat1advice Ain’t no rule says a dog can’t be Dungeon Master.

@flatwaterfreep When asked about the article on the pollution caused by his hog farms, Pillen failed to point out any relevant questions about the reporting, and instead brought up the reporter’s birthplace. What more do you need to know?

New at FFP: A column from Exec Director Matt Wynn about comments Gov. Jim Pillen recently made about FFP investigative reporter Yanqi Xu. Listen to Pillen’s comments, during which he raises Xu’s Chinese nationality and says “what more do you need to know?” flatwaterfreepress.org/governors-comm…

The #WordOfTheDay is ‘grok.’ ow.ly/8oUu50PPfSF

@JuliaLepetit Both are equally good representations of Bobby Hill.

Same artist

@JoshMalina Look, his mom said he couldn’t fight Zuck, ok?

I find that a HUGE majority of antisemites are also cowards.

Just so you know, @DanaherCorp, today is Day One of However Long It Takes you to facilitate equitable and affordable access to lifesaving TB diagnostic tools. We don't let up. #PeopleOverProfits

@lincodega TWERPS 2e

i threatened this earlier but... here we go. What TTRPG should you use to play Baldur's Gate 3 at your own table? Enjoy this pedantic dive into games and D&D. gizmodo.com/baldurs-gate-3…