John Autist

@TheWinstonFinch @james_xond everything was chaos from Obama and onward

Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when everything in society started getting noticeably worse?

@FlyFrontier it's fine I'll get a ride

We are ready to support customers who may be impacted if Spirit Airlines ceases operations, with a focus on helping people continue their travel plans with low-fare options.

@stelzner_n1150 why'd u leave out Raleigh

Biggest H-1B hellscapes ranked: 1. Dallas Massive gap 2. San Francisco 3. San Jose 4. Seattle 5. New York City 6. Washington DC 7. Atlanta 8. Boulder 9. Boston 10. Columbus

@TiffanyxFong that would be dumb because my state doesn't have vehicle inspections

I’m gonna steal your car and take it to get a smog check

@hittyminny ok the definition for this is "raging retard" not just "crazy"

The Yiddish word of the day is Meshuggeneh.

@rgisjk @SultaiSamurai_ @localchaos_ not if its conventional and an older car

Are oil changes supposed to be $100 or is that bc im a woman

@catwithaura you look similar

if you think your life's bad, just think how much worse it would be if you were stuck on a cruise ship with fat people

@HARDNOSEDHOCKEY @lanicolai @mark_slapinski How much per day?

@JohnAutist @lanicolai @mark_slapinski I was on it 20 years and tapered off over 4 month period. Went very smooth.

@lanicolai @mark_slapinski Once you're on benzos for any extended period of time, I don't want to say it's a death sentence, but to withdrawal successfully is an art-form and a borderline miracle.

@mark_slapinski Very sad. Was he poisoned?

@StefanKlensch @washghost1 a lot of NJ has main character syndrome

@washghost1 WTF is wrong with these people?

This is the norm in Jersey. It was satisfying when that cop pulled up

@_ALibertyWizard @Breaking911 lmfao

@Breaking911 Off to the Soylent Green factory they go.

CRAZY FOOTAGE! Israeli security forces find SIXTY Palestinians hiding INSIDE GARBAGE TRUCK attempting to infiltrate into Israel. Driver detained for questioning; suspects taken into custody by police and IDF

i open and close twitter like its a fridge

@c0ck_l3snar its called having basic standards

what is it called when you're not sexually attracted to anyone in the state of North Carolina

Why do seniors get discounts when they’re the ones that have all the money?

Fat people love cruises

@lidlespana omfg

El gato hidráulico, te servirá miaucho.

@RageCrusader @NiohBerg stop simping.

@NiohBerg what's her actual handle?

The Israeli barista from that video uploaded this clip to tiktok. Netanyahu himself replied "Aren't you AI?"

Our new supreme leader 🙌👑