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If the rules no longer apply to them. The rules no longer apply to us.

@LeadingReport They won't, but they should.

Some Somali individuals have reportedly warned that if Somalis are deported from the U.S., “other Africans will leave with us in solidarity.”

@reddit_lies Don't tell him astronauts aren't atheists.

Oh no, the Ryan Gosling alien movie is ruined because... Someone mentioned God.

@RCEY28 Anyone that can drive a manual read this and thinks you're an idiot.

This girl is cruising down the highway in her stick shift, windows down, wind in her hair, belting out songs while she shifts gears without missing a beat. She looks genuinely happy and in control. Most people these days never learn how to drive manual. It takes real timing and coordination to get the clutch and gas right, especially when you’re just trying to have fun and sing along. Seeing her do it so naturally makes you realize how much of that skill is disappearing. Do you think driving stick is becoming a lost art, or do you still think it’s worth teaching people even if almost every new car is automatic?

@rlshtygngr Aren't you just the picture of innocence.

@_ALibertyWizard I wasn't even gonna be mean about it

I used to stay out drinking until 3 or 4, then open the diner on a Sunday morning drunk and work an 8 hour shift. I'd die if I tried that now 😂

@STEAKandLEGGS69 @MayoMonkey I tried to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament… but good players are hard to find

@MayoMonkey No.

I hired a handyman and gave him a to-do list. When I got home he had only completed items 1, 3, and 5 Turns out he only does odd jobs….

@BuffaloRon I am now aware

Just paid a fortune to a marketing consultant who said we need to work on "Brand Awareness" So, here are our brands....

@rlshtygngr *totally I had an 17hr day. Shut up.

@rlshtygngr You should today buy a diner.

@rlshtygngr That's a half skip and a jump from a diner. Add a juke and you're golden. Also, happy birthday or whatever.

@_ALibertyWizard With all our free time- we totally have time. We're actually remodeling the store next weekend and putting in a grill and fryer

@GoodTroubleShow Until its in the air and space museum I don't really give a fuck.

The Pentagon released a 3rd batch of UFO files. We enhanced a still from this UAP case: Atlantic Ocean, 2020: 32 seconds of military infrared. NORTHCOM reported it, AARO couldn't resolve it - a "maroonish," 12-15 foot object that "traveled with the wind."

@STEAKandLEGGS69 @BudLightSadness

@BudLightSadness That shit goes in the composter

One day I will love something as much as women putting just the most random shit down the garbage disposal “It quit working. Well you put 18 pounds of potato skins down there. Now I’m the bad guy

@againstvapes This is the attitude that kept people from developing myocarditis.

How many Covid deaths were caused by this attitude do you think. 400,000?

@lana_viss Gayest thing I've read today.

WOMEN ARE NOT SEXUAL OBJECTS. WOMEN ARE NOT SEXUAL OBJECTS. WOMEN ARE NOT SEXUAL OBJECTS. WOMEN ARE NOT SEXUAL OBJECTS. WOMEN ARE NOT SEXUAL OBJECTS. WOMEN ARE NOT SEXUAL OBJECTS. WOMEN ARE NOT SEXUAL OBJECTS. WOMEN ARE NOT SEXUAL OBJECTS.

@3DrakaiNa Clean? Like with alcohol?

That's neat, but did anyone else immediately think about how much of a pain it would be to clean that?

@TheAmericanphoe @LizzyStarrrdust I learned something new about you today.

@LizzyStarrrdust You spoil us madam

I want to So I'm gonna

@infantrydort Overthrowing the government supersedes the constitution.

PLOTTING TO OVERTHROW THE COUNTRY IS NOT A CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED ACTIVITY

@rlshtygngr Bag of gummy dicks is the best I can do.

I know it's gay, but I also don't care. Tomorrow is my birthday if any of you wanna help buy me something pretty 😘 $farmbaked

@ForestMommy @TRobinsonNewEra Holy shit 💀

@TRobinsonNewEra Frankly if I was with a woman who filmed stupid feel good fake relationship shit videos like that I'd be tempted too.....

Jamey Carney from New York State, moved to Ireland with her kid. Started dating Ahmad Al-Saqar, a "refugee" from Jordan. She wore Keffiyeh, was pro pally, hated ICE, apparently converted. The inevitable happened. Her child found her dead. The "refugee" is on the run.

@richardfitzw311 @RetroCoast Only for women's cars.

@RetroCoast TBF, manual transmission is almost non-existent in passenger vehicles nowadays.

Men: If you can't drive a stick shift, you're gay.

@ribicious The irony of her being unmarried.

Women's life after marriage.