John Purcell

#annmargret #prince whoever figured this out is a genius

@Super70sSports And he, better than most, knew when to break out Sometimes When We Touch.

After expertly running Cotton Eye Joe into the Macarena into Uptown Funk, Saddam Hussein scanned the wedding reception and knew it was time to slow things down with Wonderful Tonight.

@3YearLetterman I am giving you a standing ovation.

“Ben Franklin was never president.” “Gerald Ford died in 2006.” “America isn’t close to being the oldest country on earth.” “Jesus was Middle Eastern.” “It’s HIPAA, not HIPPA.”

The face of someone who’s devoted their life to service, science and space exploration needing to listen to some draft-dodging, out-of-shape bozo brag that he easily could’ve been an astronaut.

Grown man Scott Jennings nearly brought to tears by a Gen Z pundit who calmly explains to him why he’s a charlatan by simply citing his own record. Really incredible to watch because @ScottJenningsKY is one of the most loathsome people in media.

“Venus” was the hit song from 1969 by Shocking Blue that gave us the unforgettable hook “I’m your Venus, I’m your fire, at your desire.” 🔥 Then Bananarama revived it in 1986 and it hit #1 all over again. 💃🎶🔥

@tomcolicchio It's also a term that means someone has been kicked out of a place. "Bob got 86'd from Hal's bar." I have NEVER heard it in reference to killing or attacking someone.

It is a restaurant term that is shorthand for when you run out of an item. It doesn’t mean to get rid of something.

@philvischer @megbasham Go Hilltoppers!! Yes she is awful.

@megbasham I just think about the kids who had their food aid cut, and the aids patients who had their access to medicine cut. And then it’s pretty easy not to love him.

People always get mad when I say this, but come on, how can you not love him? A least a little!

Looking forward to comments! Lool

@AllieGoertz She's been funnier than Bart for at least the last 30 years.

people who hate Lisa Simpson can eat my shorts

April 26, 1993: After a 5-3 loss to Detroit, Kansas City Royals manager Hal McRae goes on one of the greatest postgame meltdowns ever

This is 'Monuments', an art installation in Charlotte, NC. Artist Craig Walsh put a face in the trees to honor the souls of all the enslaved people buried in cemeteries with no names.

@3YearLetterman Ah, Fireball. From the pewter mugs at the Franklin inauguration to today’s shot glasses balanced on sorority girl midriffs, 300 years of American distilling excellence—A TRADITION LIKE NO OTHER!!

I had a very ugly encounter with a young man - likely a socialist - at the grocery store this evening for trying to charge me for plastic bags I was buying two handles of Fireball for this week. The cashier rang me up and before I paid he asked me if I wanted bags. I said yes, and he told me there would be a ten cent bag charge “The hell there will be, junior,” I said, “Take that off the bill of sale right now.” “I can’t do that sir. But I can do is sell you one of our canvas bags. They are reusable and only cost a dollar.” “If I wanted to carry my liquor around in a burlap sack like a Depression-era vagrant, I’d move to California,” I replied. “Sir I really don’t know what you want. If you don’t want to pay for the bags just carry them out.” “I think I’ll do just that,” I said. I then snatched my debit card from him before he could charge it, picked up the two handles of Fireball, and strode out of there without paying I received a standing ovation

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El nuevo video de Ringo Starr es verdaderamente extraordinario. ¿Cuántas referencias a su vida pueden identificar? LONG LONG ROAD ♥️

"Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride." -Anthony Bourdain

I believe that James Doohan and William Campbell were like best friends, and Campbell was best man in Doohan's wedding. Here's a picture of them visiting Mo Howard and Larry Fine in the old actor's home. Isn't that cool?

The Baltimore Ravens just drafted this guy in the 1st round yesterday. Here’s why.

Kimmel gave a 9-minute roast of the whole Trump administration. trib.al/VzgwZPN

Quentin Tarantino - 'That was all improvised and wasn't written in the script' Brad Pitt - 'And I will go on record, it is one of the best meltdowns laid on film'