John Drake
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A guy invited me to a concert and bought the tickets.
Halfway through the show he leaned over and said,
“You owe me big time for these seats.”
I asked, “What do you mean?”
He said, “Well… you know.”
So I pulled out my phone, transferred him the full ticket price and said,
“Cool. Now I don’t owe you anything.”
Then I moved closer to the stage and enjoyed the rest of the show.
Did I overreact or was that fair?
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I will only marry a man who:
- Takes care of my parents like his own
- Purely Vlrgin
- Who pays my bills
- 6'2 perfect height
- Not more than 79 kg in weight
- Knows cooking
- Earn good money
- Doesn't use social media
- Has no female friends
- Asks permission before going anywhere
- Deletes her past completely
- Never gets angry
- Calm and "understanding" 24×7
Where can I find him, or if anyone here, let me know?
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Midcycle Patch Notes Incoming 🚨
🐰 DVa | Boosters cooldown increased to 4 secs
🪭 Anran | Inferno Rush now auto climbs over small ledges
⛓️ Mizuki | Remedy Aura radius increased to 12 meters
🐱 Jetpack Cat | Claws Out moved from Minor to Major Perk
📝 blizz.ly/4rXgdGY

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@ArcRaidersPVP Isn't he a pro gamer? Why is he struggling against bots?
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@PlayOverwatch i was anxiously counting down the minutes to the update hoping that juno forget-me-not skin would be avaliable to purchase and instead all i see is that ugly celestial skin ive been ignoring for over a year atp 💔 LET ME BUY FORGET-ME-NOT im deadass about to stop playing
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Season 1’s midcycle starts today with new rewards to chase and plenty of rules to break 🙌
Learn more about this year’s April Fools’ Day mode, Mei’s new Hop Online! Mystic Skin, our latest in-game collaboration, and much more ✨
📝 blizz.ly/4rnxZ5a

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@PlayOverwatch wait so if he’s cursed does that mean magic exist in overwatch ?
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@MarathonMedia01 This will make the game more dynamic and user-friendly for new players.
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‼️Every new season = a full progression reset.
Gear, faction upgrades, contracts, level… all reset to zero.
What stays?
✔ Cosmetics
✔ Titles
✔ Achievements
✔ Codex progression
✔ Faction unlocks (liaison contracts)
Resets ensure the game stays dangerous, fair, and always worth coming back to. 🔄⚡
#Marathon | #MarathonGame

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@MarathonMedia01 Does reset Will include all players everytime? Ar it Will be volontary like in arc?
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@PlayOverwatch I hope that’s not what vendetta gonna look like in game 🙏
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@PlayOverwatch I speak for everyone when I say support players deserve none of these skins
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Who knew someone so edgy could have so much aura ⛓️
Hats off to @Kidurarara for the stunning illustration of our newest Support Hero, Mizuki! Show us how much you’ve been loving Mizuki with your own #OverwatchFanArt 🎨

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