John Drake

@KeruboSk This never happened

A guy invited me to a concert and bought the tickets. Halfway through the show he leaned over and said, “You owe me big time for these seats.” I asked, “What do you mean?” He said, “Well… you know.” So I pulled out my phone, transferred him the full ticket price and said, “Cool. Now I don’t owe you anything.” Then I moved closer to the stage and enjoyed the rest of the show. Did I overreact or was that fair?

@Jesii_ca_M Enjoy your cat

I will only marry a man who: - Takes care of my parents like his own - Purely Vlrgin - Who pays my bills - 6'2 perfect height - Not more than 79 kg in weight - Knows cooking - Earn good money - Doesn't use social media - Has no female friends - Asks permission before going anywhere - Deletes her past completely - Never gets angry - Calm and "understanding" 24×7 Where can I find him, or if anyone here, let me know?

@mixedmoira Wrong

canon confirmed lgbt overwatch real as of today gay: - soldier76 bisexual: -baptiste lesbian: -pharah -moira -tracer pansexual: -lifeweaver nonbinary: - venture - jetpack cat

@akafaceUS Not my problem

A man observing Ramadan asked a woman to stop eating her lunch in front of him. She firmly replied, "That's your problem," making it clear she wouldn't change her behavior for his fasting.

@Raindropsmedia1 Yeah ok dude lol

Bow Wow says he still looks young at 38 because he’s never eaten red meat or pork in his life. “I don’t even know what it tastes like,” he said.

@Luxeno @PlayOverwatch That's a nerf you dork

@PlayOverwatch JPC buffs 😶‍🌫️ oh y’all must want a 100% ban rate 😭

Midcycle Patch Notes Incoming 🚨 🐰 DVa | Boosters cooldown increased to 4 secs 🪭 Anran | Inferno Rush now auto climbs over small ledges ⛓️ Mizuki | Remedy Aura radius increased to 12 meters 🐱 Jetpack Cat | Claws Out moved from Minor to Major Perk 📝 blizz.ly/4rXgdGY

@Geniustechw Animals

Is this an airport or a zoo? 😱

@afterlyfe61 @ArcRaidersPVP He's not good lol

@ArcRaidersPVP Isn't he a pro gamer? Why is he struggling against bots?

"AI is harder than real players. I can't stand this game" Ninja gave Marathon one more chance on release day. He quit after an hour. It's over💔

@MarcisakJu69484 @solgob_ Hunt is far better than tarkov lol

@solgob_ Switch tarkov and hunt and remove arc entirely

Updated extraction shooter top 5 1. Marathon 2. Hunt Showdown 3. ARC Raiders 4. Escape from Tarkov 5. Dark and Darker

@TheRealAceX @solgob_ That means nothing lol

@solgob_ rage bait marathon had a max 70k people playing on steam Arc had over 170k

@duchess_yuqi @PlayOverwatch Grow up

@PlayOverwatch i was anxiously counting down the minutes to the update hoping that juno forget-me-not skin would be avaliable to purchase and instead all i see is that ugly celestial skin ive been ignoring for over a year atp 💔 LET ME BUY FORGET-ME-NOT im deadass about to stop playing

Season 1’s midcycle starts today with new rewards to chase and plenty of rules to break 🙌 Learn more about this year’s April Fools’ Day mode, Mei’s new Hop Online! Mystic Skin, our latest in-game collaboration, and much more ✨ 📝 blizz.ly/4rnxZ5a

@harukaawake Who?

🇯🇵 A rapper named "Lil Pump" was surprised that no one in Japan knew who he was. I've never heard of him and neither has anyone else I know here.

@yaoilovingfag @PlayOverwatch Have you met Kiriko? Lol

@PlayOverwatch wait so if he’s cursed does that mean magic exist in overwatch ?

Guess Mizuki isn’t as cursed as he thinks ⛓️ Team Overwatch has taken the lead heading into the weekend, but can they hold onto it for the rest of Week 4? Jump into our Conquest Meta Event to find out 💥

@elxandrox0 @MarathonMedia01 It's not going to last lol

@MarathonMedia01 This will make the game more dynamic and user-friendly for new players.

‼️Every new season = a full progression reset. Gear, faction upgrades, contracts, level… all reset to zero. What stays? ✔ Cosmetics ✔ Titles ✔ Achievements ✔ Codex progression ✔ Faction unlocks (liaison contracts) Resets ensure the game stays dangerous, fair, and always worth coming back to. 🔄⚡ #Marathon | #MarathonGame

@theinsdel @MarathonMedia01 Lol. No it's not voluntary

@MarathonMedia01 Does reset Will include all players everytime? Ar it Will be volontary like in arc?

@MarathonMedia01 They can keep it

@TheS0cialite @PlayOverwatch Uh that's exactly it

@PlayOverwatch I hope that’s not what vendetta gonna look like in game 🙏

“A future is not given to you. It is something you must take for yourself” ✨ Get your first look at our next iconic collaboration and team up your favorite androids when Overwatch x Project YoRHa launches Mar 10 🦾

@XI__Aero @PlayOverwatch No you do not speak for everyone

@PlayOverwatch I speak for everyone when I say support players deserve none of these skins

@ShitpostRock Grow up dork

@mrvampzi @PlayOverwatch @Kidurarara Ew no

@PlayOverwatch @Kidurarara BRING BACK PERSONA 5 COLLAB

Who knew someone so edgy could have so much aura ⛓️ Hats off to @Kidurarara for the stunning illustration of our newest Support Hero, Mizuki! Show us how much you’ve been loving Mizuki with your own #OverwatchFanArt 🎨