John Ellis

@CharlesSteadman @calvincorreli @jimmycarr Exactly this. Seen Jimmy 4 or 5 times, he thrives on working with the hecklers.

@calvincorreli @jimmycarr Try going to one of his shows and join in, you’ll realise that’s not the case

"Immigration!" Get tickets to see Jimmy live at jimmycarr.com and listen to the new Crowd Work podcast here: open.spotify.com/show/72DxXJcIZ…

@g_gosden Penfold getting a tad hot under the collar.

Never forget

@ClarksonsFarm1 Really like Francois and his train spotting videos. On his own in the format he created for himself it works. Away from that, I'm not so sure it will.

Thoughts?

@MrAndyNgo You lost me at pronouns.

A trans Indian migrant who arrived in the UK a few years ago and is not a citizen or permanent resident was elected to the Scottish parliament as a member of the woke Green Party. Scotland allows non-citizens to become elected to office. “Q Mannivannan” is set to earn over $100k USD despite not having the right to work full time on his temporary visa.

@Kasparov63 And when Putin falls, Donnie will claim it was all down to him. The man's a corrupt clown.

Putin is signaling weakness with this pathetic plea to save his parade. What happened to "no cards" and "Ukraine can’t win"? But that doesn’t seem to matter to Trump. Putin rings the bell, he answers.

Trump is either bullying Ukraine on Putin‘s behalf or now pleading with Ukraine on Putin‘s behalf. I prefer the latter, but would prefer even more a US president who didn’t always act on behalf of Russia’s terrorist dictator.

@BGatesIsaPyscho All of Donnies kids must suffer from PTSD after listening Daddies bedtime stories 🤣

🚨🇺🇸 Trump to Kids:- “Iran would’ve had a nuclear weapon and we maybe wouldn’t be here right now” This is actually ridiculously insane.

@KyivIndependent Still leaves 30k, stop getting your knickers in a twist.

⚡️US plans to withdraw 5,000 troops from Germany amid rising transatlantic tensions. The Pentagon announced the troop withdrawal on May 1, following a week of sharp exchanges between U.S. President Donald Trump and German Chancellor Friedrich Merz. kyivindependent.com/us-withdraws-5…

@EuromaidanPR Jesus. You're not kidding Donnie. We are indeed, currently stuck with a moron

“Presidential candidates should pass a cognitive test. He comes along, and suddenly you’re in the company of an idiot.” Clinton finished Oxford, Obama—Harvard. Trump is proud that he can find a giraffe and an elephant in a picture. An idiot doesn’t know that he’s an idiot. Because he’s an idiot.

@AmericanFirstQ He's like a toddler putting stickers in everything

🚨 JUST IN — IT’S OFFICIAL: Palm Beach International Airport is now Donald J. Trump International Airport, following Gov. Ron DeSantis’ signature on HB919 The name change goes into effect on July 1st. Congrats, 47.

@offtheballbbc Farr Wars

What would be the name of a Sci-Fi film set in Scotland? 👽 Can you do better than Lost in Speyside, Invasion of the Tullibody Snatchers or The Man Who Fell To Perth?🛸

@jakeshieldsajj Perhaps that was because it was already open before your heroic clown kicked off.

If Trump is able to open the Strait of Hormuz he will be the greatest president in American history No president before him even attempted to negotiate to open it You are playing chess while the president is playing 5D chess MAGA for life

@Sahar393815 22

Everyone says 20 ,but that’s not the real answer If you solve this, you’re in the top 1%

@AuthorRoyA @PhillipsPOBrien Are you speaking about the Iranian nuclear program which was stated to have been obliterated last year, and now, strangely, it wasn't?

@PhillipsPOBrien I wonder what the disruption would have been had Iran acquired a nuclear weapon and used it? Your thoughts?

For the last few days, people who know the markets better than I have been regularly updating me on what is happening. Some very troubling signs. Trump took a bad situation and made it far worse with his incompetent war.

@FAFO_TV Rip the shoes off her feet, throw one Eastwards the other to the West. Mexican wave them round the stadium

@ClarksonsFarm1 Why's Hammond worried about the plane crashing?.....i could understand if he was driving it.

"The moment we took off, James decided to fall asleep and snore like a tractor in harvest season. Richard, on the other hand, spent the entire time looking around nervously as if the plane was about to crash. And me? I just wanted some peace and quiet to read my newspaper, but instead I was trapped between a man in deep slumber and another in sheer panic. Lesson learned: in the next life, I’m booking a seat at least three rows away from them." - JC

@Iromg Were you at the front of said queue?

Just get in the queue for cunts…

@GLUEGUZZLER69 @FightBell Little prick called Jack Doherty. Big fella is his bodyguard. Definitely not on the big fellas side. His wee boss is a grade A bellend.

@FightBell If you knew who these guys were you’d be on big blacks side just saying🤷‍♂️😂💀

Damnn Knocked him out so clean 😭📷😤

@mypalal Do ye, aye. Good one

I, for one, want to hear John Davidson apologize publicly about saying the N-word on a global stage. Let me be clear... not written... he needs to hold a press conference and explain it live, unedited.

@cristo_radio Aye, pretty much.

So a man invited to the BAFTA’s as inspiration for a film demonstrating the horrific hostility and lack of understanding people with Tourette’s face… is now facing horrific hostility and a lack of understanding over his Tourette’s? Have I got that right? 🤦

@arlenparsa Interesting you feel the need to use the word activist rather than the individual with tourettes and campaigner. I suppose that tone suits you narrative much better since calling folk activists usually has negative connotations. Watch the film to get a little understanding.

BAFTA, which dealt with this situation so poorly earlier, has now issued a new statement which is better than their very weak earlier “sorry if anyone was offended.”

I absolutely have sympathy for people who struggle with disabilities. But if you use a wheelchair and accidentally run over someone’s foot you instantly apologize The lack of any apology whatsoever from him — after hurting so many people— sets his own cause back. BBC failed too.