JohnFindsJews

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@Gizzmo4141 Curious about the sauce. I'm not even against this.

@JohnFindsJews Yeah, A good Mix of it with Sauce, eggs, flour and Bread crumbs makes a passable Meat Loaf if you have enough Spam.

Turns out I have a lot of spam in the pantry. Anyone have good spam related recipes? I don't use this stuff enough. Usually it just gets mini diced and tossed in lazy mac and cheese.

@MistretuV4 @secretsqrl123 Ideally with explosives... Ya know, the normal way.

@JohnFindsJews @secretsqrl123 With their bodies?

this would need at least 100000 us ground troops to take and hold. yes 100,000

@sebnie1989 @aeswins @real_lord_miles My carry on isn't at the bag carousel. It's a carry on. Have you ever used an airport before? Or did you just read about one?

@JohnFindsJews @aeswins @real_lord_miles Thats why they say "check if your bag is tampered" at the bag caurosel too.

>get through airport security >go to bathroom >leave my backpack and suitcase outside bathroom, don’t want piss and shit particles on my stuff >airport security knock on my stall mid bathroom useage “SIR YOU CANT LEAVE YOUR BAG OUTSIDE, ITS A SAFETY RISK” “We’re already past security, the bags been checked already, use your head” >He’s speechless “S-sir, uh but” “I’m trying to take a shit, fuck off” He does indeed fuck off Don’t see him when I exit Why are airports so retarded? This idea that you have to be within an inch of your bag at all times has happened to me numerous times. I’ve had this argument with airport security 3x now

@sebnie1989 @aeswins @real_lord_miles How does spilling coffee on me get them back into my carry on? How much more ludicrous imaginary housewife nonsense do you have to finish out this master plan?

@JohnFindsJews @aeswins @real_lord_miles Not terrorist. Smuggler. They stuff things into others bags, wait until you go through customs, then spill coffee on you and silently picking up the cash.

@sebnie1989 @aeswins @real_lord_miles So, you're telling me some terrorist is going to stuff a bunch of cash in my carry on with the hopes of somehow getting it back from me after I land? I think you've read too many teen mom blogs.

@JohnFindsJews @aeswins @real_lord_miles Security wont check for that. Dry powder = security wont even probe it. Massive amounts of money isn't a threat. But customs in the receiving end will check for it. Airport security can then prove to customs "we alert for unattended bags so not possible".

@Xisofuckingay @Rage4I68186 Yet

Americans always die for Israel but not a single Israeli has died for America.

@sebnie1989 @aeswins @real_lord_miles And people somehow snuck that stuff through security? And their plan is to put it in my carry on? Do y'all idiots think this through, or just read too many teen mom blogs?

@JohnFindsJews @aeswins @real_lord_miles Stuff = not bombs, knives and such, but narcotics, smuggled money and such. Thats why airport security intervenes after security.

@SykesFredd62684 Quality

Some people are only alive because there are laws against changing that.

@SykesFredd62684 @buperac I hate geese. They're just flying jééts

@JohnFindsJews @buperac What's it? Pigeons? Geese? You know, constantly crapping? They're like that I guess.

Indian traffic circle

So, let me just get a few things straight regarding these Jewish ambulances. A "targeted attack" hits the ambulances, wiping out all 4 of them (2 of which were already in the process of being replaced). Bare in mind, this was literally RIGHT NEXT to a synagogue, which was left untouched. Within 15 minutes of said attack, the FIRST people to report on it was a Jewish based news outlet that is based abroad. Then, within hours, no motive was established, and nobody claimed the attack (at the time), but it was brandished as an "antisemitic hate crime." Within 24 hours, the government had arranged: - fully funded replacements of the vehicles (apparently, they gave them 5, even though they only lost four) - extra security for Jewish communities across the country And to top it ALL off, they raised around 2 million in 24 hours. It all just seems a little TOO convenient, don't ya think? YOU ARE NOT ASKING ENOUGH QUESTIONS, AND I'M BEING DEMONISED FOR ASKING THEM.

@LailaPalestini1 @Yasuka_Samurai No brother, we are.

The truth is their greatest enemy

@MistretuV4 @secretsqrl123 They blow up the missiles... That's the usual job.

@secretsqrl123 I'm not sure what 100.000 ground troops can do against missiles. Sounds like target practice.

@ClarksonsFarm1 As it turns out, this argument doesn't work in court. I blame you for the first time a judge laughed at me. TBF the guy had no redeeming qualities, so I had my work cut out.

Wise words

@SykesFredd62684 @buperac For a nation of people who love to drop a duice, it's a wonder they don't have more toilets.

@JohnFindsJews @buperac Why? To quickly pinch a loaf. They're always up for that.

@oldschoolcabbie @RetroCoast And it'll all backfire one day for absolutely no reason what so ever... As always.

@JohnFindsJews @RetroCoast Yep, everything those demons do will backfire

The 82nd Airborne are cannon fodder. And that's the point. It's the GOAL. Israel wants 5,000 dead American boys in #Iran to whip the American people into supporting the war.

That's just one megaton glass device aimed at (or more likely planted in) Moscow. After that, the dead hand takes care of the rest.

I haven't flown economy since I started growing pubes. That's how small they're making the seats now.

@JustLinz01 Oy Vey. Noticing this is illegal.

And just like that 4 ambulances became 5. Paid for by the taxpayer. Plus a massive crowd fund. Plus all the insurance money. Larry Silverstein would be so proud of them.

@GnosisWolf @MrCloroxymoron You thought it meant affordability for you? Fooled again.

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