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John Jaques

@JohnJaques

Gentleman amateur joke writer & cartoonist. Professional buffoon. hmm I'm good-bad but I'm not evil

Durham Katılım Ağustos 2011
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John Jaques@JohnJaques·
Funeral music choice made. Atmosphere by Joy Division on the way in, Atmosphere by Russ Abbot to exit.
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John Jaques@JohnJaques·
About 6 years ago I made this stupid 'graphic novel'. I put it on Amazon to buy for £1.99. Today I received an email from Amazon informing me that my royalties were being paid. 70p! Not bad for only one sale.... ....Reader, I bought that copy. amazon.co.uk/Teatime-Club-B…
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archivetvmusings@archivetvmus71·
Leonard Rossiter profiled in Buddy (13th February 1982).
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@TheLincoln Strong agree. Though I still haven't got past the first line in Proust yet...
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There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who scrunch the cereal bag up and carefully close the cardboard flaps. And then there's the monsters, the absolute monsters.
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John Jaques@JohnJaques·
@Bob_Fischer The whole band were great...Full autograph set on the Miaow album.
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Bob Fischer
Bob Fischer@Bob_Fischer·
Can confirm Paul Heaton is ace and didn't bat an eyelid in 1994 when my mate @JohnJaques and I collared him for ages on the stairs of the Arena club in Middlesbrough. I had this photo stuck to the wall of my old 1990s record shop and everyone used to ask if it was Robin Williams.
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No Context Brits@NoContextBrits·
Without Googling, give me a Shakespeare quote.
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John Jaques@JohnJaques·
Drinking slightly over Malbec paired with hula hoops and some cheese, listening to 6 music's indie for ever and re-reading Douglas Coupland's Generation X. This is one of the best nights of my life.
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John Jaques@JohnJaques·
Watching The Colditz Story on Film 4...What a cast. So many familiar faces but I'm afraid most of their names escape me.
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John Jaques@JohnJaques·
@Northern_Soul_ My favourite barber shop pun...Barber of Neville on Neville street Durham.
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Northern Soul
Northern Soul@Northern_Soul_·
A hairdressing salon in Todmorden. Marvellous.
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Bob Fischer
Bob Fischer@Bob_Fischer·
With Alice Nutter in Roughlee.
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Last night I dreamt I was in a cafe, completely naked and I ordered a baked potato, which is strange as I would very rarely order a baked potato.
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John Jaques@JohnJaques·
@jed_cope Really liked some of the lines in this. "A headache of a man"
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Beci Carver@becimay·
Ok, I’m going in
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John Jaques@JohnJaques·
I wish I had half the insouciance of the man I saw on the number 48 bus who unwrapped and ate a full soreen loaf like it was a god damn banana.
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John Jaques@JohnJaques·
There's so little time for anything these days. So little time. Therefore it's important to focus on the important stuff, like working out which biscuit would be Keyser Soze.
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