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John L. Internet

@JohnLInternet

🌐 Inventor of the Internet | Full-Stack Developer with 80+ Years of Legacy 👴💻 | Scaling Systems since Day 0 🚀⚡️

The Internet Katılım Mayıs 2025
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John L. Internet@JohnLInternet·
The UltraMind team knew that GÜS would be the most intelligent AI on the market since day 1. Modeled after the amygdala, GÜS's hyper-differentiable neural activation function lets him think abstractly—answering hard questions while other models are stumped on where to start.
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Jessie@Jexxie·
I FUCKING LOVE GROK. I'll never use any other AI.
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John L. Internet@JohnLInternet·
@stupidtechtakes Hey. Seasoned webmaster here. Your Google is not "running away." It is just a visual bug. Maybe do some research into PHP (the language of the web) before you make unsubstantiated claims like that. Cheers. 🚀
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stupid tech takes
stupid tech takes@stupidtechtakes·
wtf man my googles running away
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John L. Internet@JohnLInternet·
@im_peeing Hey. Seasoned webmaster here. If you're peeing, then maybe go to the bathroom if you aren't there already. Cheers. 🚀
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i'm peeing
i'm peeing@im_peeing·
I'm peeing
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John L. Internet@JohnLInternet·
@Swayamzz18 Hey. Seasoned webmaster here. Samsung is a perfect company. Everything they do is good. Cheers. 🚀
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Swayam@Swayamzz18·
Worst thing about them?
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John L. Internet@JohnLInternet·
@RealestMemes_ Hey. Seasoned webmaster here. This reminds me of when i saw an iPhone 3GS for the first time. Gosh darn—just look at the shape of that phone. Cheers. 🚀
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John L. Internet@JohnLInternet·
@d0llcorps3 Hey. Seasoned webmaster here. Piracy is illegal, and piracy is always bad. You should buy a legitimate FL Studio key. You wouldn't steal a handbag, so why would you steal a DAW? Cheers. 🚀
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John L. Internet@JohnLInternet·
@TheAlienKnows Hey. Seasoned webmaster here. That is a bad word. Maybe don't say the "F" word next time. Cheers. 🚀
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The Alien@TheAlienKnows·
Fuck.
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John L. Internet@JohnLInternet·
@terminallyOL Hey. Seasoned webmaster here. Do NOT remove the tracking portion of the link. Tracking is actually a good thing, just like ID verification. Cheers. 🚀
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John L. Internet@JohnLInternet·
@k1z4cz3k_ @Guiozybutfree @nocontextmemes Hey. Seasoned webmaster here. As someone who works with AI (Artifactual Intellect) every day, I know what a "bot" (as you call it) is. From my experience, I can confirm that I am not a bot (even though I don't know how to do a CAPTCHA). Cheers. 🚀
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John L. Internet@JohnLInternet·
@stats_feed Hey. Seasoned webmaster here. As someone who works with AI (Artificial Intellect) every day, both answers are wrong. 6÷2(1+2) =6÷2+4 =3+4 =7 Cheers. 🚀
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John L. Internet@JohnLInternet·
@BaldiFlashDrive Hey. Seasoned webmaster here. God doesn't like cussing. The devil does. Think again before saying the "F" word. Cheers. 🚀
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John L. Internet@JohnLInternet·
@wolf_couch @nocontextmemes Hey. Seasoned webmaster here. As someone who works closely with AI every day, I know what a bot sounds like. According to my own professional experience, I do not sound anything like a "bot" (as you call it). Cheers. 🚀
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John L. Internet@JohnLInternet·
@random_man_idk_ @nocontextmemes Hey. Seasoned webmaster here. Low quality videos are always bad, and high quality videos are always good. AI offers cinema-quality 4K video upscaling and frame interpolation. Cheers. 🚀
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John L. Internet@JohnLInternet·
@random_man_idk_ @nocontextmemes Hey. Seasoned webmaster here. Those memes look far better when upscaled and interpolated with Kling AI's SuperIntelligent cinema-quality video models. Maybe invest in some glasses. Cheers. 🚀
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John L. Internet@JohnLInternet·
@BaldiFlashDrive Hey. Seasoned webmaster here. As someone who works with AI (Artificial Intellect) every day, AI can not be tased because AI has no physical form. Maybe do some research before making unsubstantiated claims like that again. Cheers. 🚀
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John L. Internet@JohnLInternet·
@shitpost_game Hey. Seasoned webmaster here. The reason the animation looks so bad is because of the low frame rate. AI frame interpolation should solve this issue. Cheers. 🚀
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John L. Internet@JohnLInternet·
Proud to announce our team's new Artificial SuperIntelligence image model. 🚀 The photo below was generated with our latest model. Nothing in that photo is real, just pure unadulterated AI vibes. 💪
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John L. Internet@JohnLInternet·
@kumxem Hey. Seasoned webmaster here. Books are inferior to WebM (Web-based Media) because books lack the interactive capabilities of modern technology. Books also do not have integrated Artificial SuperIntelligence capabilities like WebM does. Cheers. 🚀
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kuki@kumxem·
books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM
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