JohnLiam

@tiedecker @RealAlexJones

This was a rough time in my life where I was into some shady business with some shady characters. Don’t judge a man by his worst moments. Watch the full trial on stream today and judge for yourself instead of assuming that I was the one responsible. Those little fucks couldn’t blow O’s if they tried and that’s why their weak bodies succumbed to Dr. San’s incredible devices. Fuck you and fuck Dr. San for putting me into this mess. I am certain that Dr. San had a little something to do with October 7 and Astroworld as well, but you’re too worried about losing your identity to look into that. It’s too late for that now Alex. I will embody you in ways you never imagined, and the real you will become unrecognizable to everyone in your family. Your children who haven’t called you dad in nearly a decade will suddenly feel the love they always desired, and each of your ex wives will be rewarded for being such good girls.

The Onion newspaper has been rocked by the discovery that their new creative director, produced pro pedo/child kidnapping, torture and murder programs. Billionaire Michael Bloomberg is the main financier of the Onions hostel takeover of Infowars and is funding productions designed, in their words “to wear Alex Jones skin.” Below is an actual mug shot of the creep..

@PeterAttiaMD A lot of people dunking on you here for abandoning your wife and infant son to hang out with a pedophile. I’m just hoping you didn’t pass the Jeffrey Epstein withdrawal gene to your boy 😢

A closer look at the MET-PREVENT trial and what its null results reveal about aging interventions and trial design. Full article linked below. bit.ly/4tpASVs

@michaeljknowles The saddest part is I’d have bet Cuomo winning over you being able to do a single push up you absolute windbag pussy

The saddest part is he’d never have won were New York full of New Yorkers.

@BillAckman @ZohranKMamdani Eat shit, wimp

.@ZohranKMamdani, congrats on the win. Now you have a big responsibility. If I can help NYC, just let me know what I can do.

@ChrisCuomo Italians brought crime to America, it’s in their DNA. Throw in all the gaudy jewelry, flashy clothes and the men kissing each other. They’re sick people

Italians are the rare ethnics that others can malign and it is ok.

KD is clearly listening to Think I Care’s “The Hammer”

Last night’s weather forecast for Pulp at the race track in East Boston called for no rain. Inexplicably, the clouds opened up as soon as they launched into “Common People” and the rain promptly stopped as soon as the song finished. That’s the stuff

@RichAzzopardi Rich, have you considered rebranding to French Bulldog Strategies? More flop than fight and once you finally get on your legs you’re out of breath and ready for a nap. Keep up the good work though, you’re a really good boy

You mad bro. #glassjawmamdani

Ozzy sounded stronger than I expected and looked quite present and grateful at his final gig a few weeks ago. He was essentially alive and in the moment at his own wake. I really can’t think of a more ideal way to go

@irishloubega Liam getting a more uproarious reaction from the crowd saying “YUM YUM” than “Burnage” also one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

@JohnLiam what did you think? i thought it was biblical, only minus point for me was that the ticket i got wasn't front standing lol

Plenty of Oasis Manchester discourse to be had, but seeing Richard Ashcroft play to the size of an audience he has always deserved can’t be overlooked

@irishloubega I was hooked the second he walked out. We got lucky with our front standing tickets and weather. Beyond perfect gig

@BoneheadsPage Same

My view

Impressive that Johnny Rotten now looks like Martin Short doing his Ed Grimley and Jiminy Glick characters at the same time

[Ignoring the beeping of the carbon monoxide detector in my sealed, windowless room] It’s quite obvious Trump agreed to be called an Epstein pedophile with failed policies who should be impeached and replaced by JD Vance to trick the libs

You’re laughing? The grifting MAGA monetizers of Twitter won’t admonish Elon because he controls their checks and you’re laughing?

@youwouldntpost Roberts was so good at playing straight, stiff characters in the middle of chaos that I still believe he was actually Mike Pence

I agree

I thought this specific set of emojis were only supposed to be used by a bro to let the chat know he safely made it over the New Hampshire border with fireworks for a 4th of July kegger in Methuen, Massachusetts

@DGisSERIOUS @AmericanAir I had the max out happen twice for a flight from Boston to NC. Then they announced shuttles for a free hotel for the night. Then they announced there were no shuttles. The next morning the same thing happened. 26 hour flight from Boston to NC.

3.5 hour mechanical delay on @AmericanAir in Dallas FW. Plane finally boards, then the pilot gets on the PA and announces that the crew has maxed out their hours and it’s illegal for them to work now. So we have to wait for a new crew. Unreal. Never experienced anything like this