John Portish

@midonekko @greatestbkfacts Yes. My point id these are designed to be shown in stock homes. You put this on when no one’s actually watching tv but you want the tv going to show that it has sound and picture

@JohnPortish @greatestbkfacts No shit sherlock nobody gaf about the pictures, more so the music paired with the pictures

@KiraxxxKat @AkiraAwoo Hey my daddy gives me cuddles just like this!!

Slow…Wet….Plaps 🥵 @AkiraAwoo

@JOKAQARMY1 You know it’s literally just operation paper clip? It’s not a conspiracy it’s not a secret.

Humanity is ready to Sacrifice their freedom to gain security.

@Americantruck15 @RealAshlar You don’t know how money, banks, or businesses work like even in the slightest do you? Maybe you worked at a fast food job but sounds like it was before credit cards were invented.

@JohnPortish @RealAshlar Accept the cash the old fashioned way take the money give change write it down when system comes up put in the sale not that fucking hard .

This gentleman went to get a quick bite to eat, he ordered his sandwich the way he wanted it and when the employee rung him up, he tried to give the cash. The employee became annoyed and told him that due to a system problem, they couldn’t take cash and told him he would be throwing his sandwich away. The gentleman even said that since it was an issue on their end could he just get the sandwich for free since it’s not his fault they couldn’t accept cash and the employee became even more annoyed and said no. I have a feeling the employee was annoyed because he knew it was his fault he didn’t let the customer know beforehand what was going on, shouldn’t the employee just let him have the sandwich though?

@PLATINUM_PRINCE @RealAshlar If someone tells you something is broken and your response is “I don’t care” then there’s absolutely no solution for you. The employee can’t help and the customer knows that and is only trying to troll. The fact the employee even bothers having a conversation shows a lot

@JohnPortish @RealAshlar The fact that the busted ass employee offered no empathy no customer service shows that one dude needs to be fired and two he lied because he doesn’t want to assist this man you don’t turn down a sale regardless they could have taken cash even if they had to work out of the safe

@RazorwindVT lol sounds like you served yourself not your country

Hi 34 year old man who works 9-5, pays his taxes, follows the law, works his ass off, served my country. I deserve to do whatever the fuck I want one my free time. Go watch your brain rot shit on Bravo and read your smutty degen books Karen. 🤣🤣🤣

@EylonALevy Sarcasm?

Iran is firing ballistic missiles either with 500kg warheads or cluster submunitions at Israeli residential areas, and the whole world is treating that as totally normal.

@beanieandducks I think you look pretty doing lines so you should just do a bunch more of those

@TheMG3D It took an entire week?

“Short film” has lost all meaning because of AI bros

@tacotran1 @Mappy6984 Um if you move the decimal point over that’s 10% so 60 is 10% 600. Just use google instead of your brain as it’s not working.

@JohnPortish @Mappy6984 try that math again rich guy

Thoughts

@loganclarkhall Those are the rules you set. If you don’t like them and your white then you need to leave too as you aren’t from this country either

“Our baby was born in Rivendell. That means she’s an elf and gets to vote now.”

@Devon_Eriksen_ Yeah where most the people live

"Soda" is winning because television and movies are made in the "soda zone".

@Iyon268 @nocontextmemes Yes and that’s where things get complicated. Streaming services don’t function the same way and can makeup thier own rules. They are free to alter from the original format. And that original format is one episode a week. Yes change is fine but it’s a change is my point

@JohnPortish @nocontextmemes It's a streaming service though.

@washghost1 Are you just learning the entire concept of what Costco is like now?

Cosco takes who they allow in very seriously apparently

@thehealthb0t Are you retarded? You don’t eat an apple to replace the apple in your body. You eat the apple to at the additional things inside the apple to your body. A chemical causes a reaction. The reaction caused by this chemical is a reaction people enjoy the results of.

Did you know Ozempic is made from reptile venom?

@MagneticNorse Bro don’t give your children computers if they can’t safely handle it

@MagneticNorse Oh noooo my computer is behaving like a computer?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Prepare accordingly