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John-a-thon Schaech
@JohnSchaech
Father/ Husband/ Actor/ Producer/ Writer. WE are all born, we are all individual, we are all unique and we are suppose to be that exact tweeter
Everywhere. Nowhere. Katılım Kasım 2008
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@JohnSchaech Remember that state fair tour you once did? You know Diane, Freddie and the rest of the stars of the galaxy. That.
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I told you she’s the toughest human I’ve ever met! Congrats!
christina applegate@1capplegate
I am floored. Thank you to everyone
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@JohnSchaech Hey man, I love this movie. I saw this back in the 90s when it hit home video
So when I was watching suitable flesh and I saw that it was you, I was like holy shit it's the guy from welcome to whoop whoop and that even made the movie better
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Welcome to Woop Woop is a 1997 Australian screwball comedy directed by Stephan Elliott, the same guy who did Priscilla Queen of the Desert, and it’s exactly the kind of weird you only find if you were wandering through rental shelves in the ’90s. It stars Johnathon Schaech as a New York bird smuggler, with Rod Taylor as the town patriarch, Susie Porter as the woman who kidnaps him — it feels like they threw a whole cast of Aussie oddballs into this thing on purpose. The film was made for about A$10 million but grossed under $550 000 at the box office, which probably explains why most people have never heard of it.
The plot is wild: his cockatoos escape in NYC, so he goes to Australia to replace them, gets seduced by a woman who then knocks him out and drags him back to a tiny outback town called Woop Woop where outsiders are basically held captive. It’s darkly comedic in how it leans into stereotypes and weirdness — the townspeople drink beer, have brutal rules about cousin-diddling enforced with physical punishment, and generally treat normal human logic like a suggestion.
The part that always sticks with me is the mayor yelling “Beat ya, meat!” while whipping his nephew for trying to be with his cousin — that absurd scene sits in my head because it’s exactly the kind of messed-up joke that made me laugh as a teenager without really knowing why. The vibe of the whole movie is dirty and satirical, like a fever dream of the Australian Outback that’s part comedy, part dystopian cult farce.
When I think about it now, I remember laughing and thinking about how I’d handle being trapped in that situation, the same way you do on a long drive when you and a buddy start tossing out hypothetical movie scenarios. It’s one of those films you wouldn’t know existed unless you stumbled on it — and honestly, I still recommend it to people who like weird, obscure comedies because it feels like a piece of rental era oddity that somehow survived. Anyone else ever stumble across this one in the wild?
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@Steveonbaseball When I first glanced at the post I thought these were assigned uniform #’s and I was like how in the heck did Basallo get Earl Weaver’s #?!? 😂🤣
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From the Orioles --
4 - Samuel Basallo
39 - Dylan Beavers
64 - Luis De Leon
83 - Trey Gibson
FanGraphs Baseball@fangraphs
2026 Top 100 Prospects blogs.fangraphs.com/2026-top-100-p…
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I’m sorry but I just genuinely question your taste level if you didn’t enjoy the Bad Bunny halftime show.
And everything in life doesn’t have to be ruined with politics.
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Is there any word on a date for the premiere of SE2 #BlueRidge & what network will it be on? Thank you in advance big fan👋🏼🤠
@JohnSchaech
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@marlene4719 Just missing a corn cob pipe, a button nose and two eyes made out of coal.
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To all the women that Nicki Minaj has publicly criticized, insulted and shamed on social media and high profile disputes I hope this photo gives them all some great satisfaction.
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