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@NBA is a joke. Crown the @celtics again…

@BaddestBearJew Barry Foster

Name the most random Pittsburgh Steeler you can think of.

@AKinkhabwala Had to play Buffalo and the refs. But you can’t talk about that… #NFLisRigged

In the last 13 years, the #Steelers have won three playoff games. In the last seven years, the Steelers have won ZERO playoff games. But… they are relevant every December. So there’s that.

Trump: All I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that’s the end of the magnets

The proposed LA monorail will apparently: -Connect Sherman Oaks with Ogdenville & North Haverbrook -Glide as softly as a cloud -No chance tracks could bend -Provide cushy jobs for slobs ktla.com/news/subway-or…

@Blitz_Burgh 🤡

Steelers are down 24-10 and Diontae Johnson is celebrating and dancing. F this guy. #Steelers #NFL

In honor of Matt Canada being gone

THE STEELERS FIRED MATT CANADA!!!!!!

The Steelers have 6'7" 265 pound rookie TE Darnell Washington but are the worst red zone offense in the NFL. He's only been targeted 3 times, has 1 reception, 10 receiving yards, and zero TDs.

Jet sweep on 4th and 1?!? Is Matt Canada calling plays for #OhioState too!?!? @OhioStateFB #steelers

I’m a Christian. So they may try to drive me to my knees, but that’s where I’m the strongest.

@Joshstrangehill @Sedmach @YoungKevorkian

The "here come the pretzels" scene was written by the room in one amazing short burst of hilarity. Those are times when someone pitches such a funny line it inspires everyone to be their funniest and you savor those moments like a fine pretzel Makes you appreciate writers rooms!

@darrylstweeting Excellent work, my friend

this is the vermont beverly metro station near my apartment in koreatown after the hurriquake in los angeles

@paulloops @ManuclearBomb

@ManuclearBomb @John_Fabs

Favorite Simpsons film reference - go!

@T_Mass26 Ok, then a series of courts

@John_Fabs That’s too big for a pickleball court you noob 🤣

I think we can all agree the Browns 50 yard line should just be a pickle ball court.

@barstoolcarl Another shit take from barstool, go figure…

Classic cheap shot

@Sedmach No beer and no tv make Homer something something

@CBThorburn Marge Vs. the Monorail Homer at the Bat You only Move Twice Itchy and Scratchy Land Homer vs the 18th Amendment Lisa on Ice Deep Space Homer Homer Goes to College Homer the Heretic Bart After Dark

Fuck it. Top 10 Simpsons. I want to hear yours. A Fish Called Selma Cape Feare Homer's Phobia Mother Simpson Lisa's Substitute The Way We Was Marge vs The Monorail The Last Temptation of Homer You Only Move Twice Lisa vs Malibu Stacy