John Rowan

@Safety @Support Nothing?

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@GuntherEagleman I’m your huckleberry

If you didn't watch the Oscars last night, we can be friends.

@GuntherEagleman And the Minnesotans.

After the Iranians are liberated, can we liberate the Californians?

@acnewsitics You’re an idiot

Obama: Got a nuke deal with Iran without firing a shot. Trump: Tears up the deal, can't negotiate a new deal himself, starts a war, and American servicemen die.

@Cobratate Nobody wants your opinion.

NOBODY WANTS THIS WAR.

@GovTimWalz Retard

No new wars.

@JamieBonkiewicz Spread more lies. It’s all you do.

Just a reminder that Trump raped a 13-year old child. It’s on record.

@GavinNewsom Says the man destroying his state.

Donald Trump is destroying our country.

@SpeakerPelosi You belong in jail. Sober up.

Six years ago, I tore up Trump’s speech because it was a manifesto of lies. Tonight’s SOTU address made clear he’s nothing if not consistent.

@elonmusk I’m going to take the cartel out myself if they don’t get away from Costco.

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@dsonoiki Good luck with that.

Lawyer here That video is an impeachable offense High crimes and misdemeanors doesn’t require a criminal statute be broken. It’s intentionally broad A sitting president spreading caricatures of a former president is textbook conduct unbecoming of the office Trump is done

@frontlinekit Mind your business. We Trumped your arses a few hundred years ago. You have no say in American politics. Oh, and your a liar so there that.

🤬 The FUCKING President of the United States of America just casually posted that all Black Americans are monkeys to him. First he fucks kids, then he shoots Americans in the street, now he calls the Obamas fucking monkeys. FUCK TRUMP. Do something TODAY, America!!!!

@allenanalysis What planet do you live on?

Hillary Clinton to James Comer: “Let’s have it — in public. Cameras on. We’ll be there.” Meanwhile Donald Trump is suddenly: “It’s a shame.” “I always liked Bill.” “Hillary’s very capable.” That’s preemptive appeasement. He's scared. Which usually means the Clintons are about to do the funniest thing possible—testify. It's over for orange man.

@roasteroasting Why don’t you c’mon out here to Central Nebraska and I’ll bury you in one of those cornfields?

I don't see a single red state. Just red cornfields trying to tell us all how to live.

@ComeHometoRome It’s probably good that your’re perfect cuz Mary can’t save you.

As a Catholic, do you ever get tired of being right about everything?

@GrandDaughterX It always has been. Nothing has changed.

@SenWarren Wow. I actually agree with you on something. What gives?

We must ban members of Congress from buying, owning and selling stocks. But House Republicans' new bill fails to do that — lawmakers can continue to own and sell stocks. It’s absurd and an insult to people’s intelligence. Stop playing games. Ban congressional stock trading.