John L. cotten

@SmithTravis @Coach__Johnston @KJMcAllister_ @jrand_20 @ShohnDoty @tlh0415 @GCRhinosBSB

Just finished watching war machine. My kid will grow up watching that movie #DFQ

Nothing like a Saturday in Conway.

I fucking hate this guy

John here, went on a Busch apple run today couldn’t find it so hit up the liquor store and got a bottle of crown and 24 pack of Coors and then I made one last stop and got 4 cases of Bapple. John is gonna have a great night I’ll keep y’all updated

@Leroy2480144034 @PeterPaulson69 Is it ?

@Johncotten99 @PeterPaulson69 Yep bud light is back. Where have u been

Mountain Brook gym shorts, DKE “koozie”, Olukais, this guy has got it all figured out. #expand

Anyone know where I can get some fucking Busch apple.

@CWellenhall Couldn’t get any better

I mean come on

@WhyRwesodumb @KySportsRadio Dude what

@Johncotten99 @KySportsRadio Thanks for proving my point.

Text machine exchange after I said I didn’t think Trump could walk 50 miles in 20 hours

@kyleniggahall Ya boy John will never dabble in the blacks, anti that right @PhilNison

would you rather marry:

@rotnbrain I know a guy who would tap

my pussy is trash

@AddicusSapp This is fucking elite

Not proud of it, man enough to admit it. In high school I got blue balled and cranked my tractor on the drive home.

@bluelotdegen Lmk when you find one I’ll be your business partner

Looking for a career that allows me to play golf and pretty much do whatever I want all day with no responsibilities that also pays 6 figures lmk

Obviously Koby didn’t get beat as a child #fruitcake

@TylrBennett Bottled Coors light.

What’s a respectable order at the bar lmk

Late night thought. Bottle Coors over can Coors

@WhyRwesodumb @KySportsRadio

@KySportsRadio We have many idiots in this country. Trump won’t walk 50 miles total in 10 years. That lazy ass drives his golf cart on the putting green.

This and a couple brews for the night!

Bang #winnerswin