Johnny Cum Lately

@RobKuhn_ You when the floor tells you “He has done this same move before and had the nuts 🥜” it is time to fold

After a difficult divorce and a period of severe depression, Philadelphia hotel manager Thaddeus Kalinoski stopped shaving and gained weight, only to realize he had become a dead ringer for Zach Galifianakis’s character, Alan, from The Hangover. Moving to Las Vegas, he transformed his life into a full-time career as a professional impersonator. By 2015, he was reportedly earning up to $250,000 a year to party with bachelor groups and appear at high-end events. His resemblance was so uncanny that he was eventually hired as a stand-in for Galifianakis during the filming of The Hangover Part III.

At a pro-Palestinian rally in Australia, they chant “death to Australia.” In Canada, they chant “death to Canada.” In Germany, they chant “death to Germany.” In the UK, they chant “death to England.” In the US, they chant “death to America.” Have you noticed a pattern?

@chesscom Knight:

Thomas Sowell on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC): “As I listened to her, I was amazed that there seems to be no factual issue as far as she is concerned. She just pronounces things to be so and that’s the end of it.”

OMG. They broke the baseball bat during the unveiling of Ichiro Suzuki's statue at T-Mobile Park. 😂😂😂

This is done perfectly. The MMIWG2LGBTQQIA+ is NOT inclusive ENOUGH

California Attorney General Rob Bonta, “While healthcare fraud might be President Trump's shiny new political talking point, California DOJ has been going after healthcare fraud since 1979. For decades. Trump is late to the party” Is there a single person that believes this??

@DefiantLs Well then, how about if blacks stop saying it? #HELLO PS - Well, 2 doctors have told me that hearing the N-Word, is the reason that I have diabetes #WhiteSupremacist @RepBowman @CNN

Jamaal Bowman: "The reason why heart disease and cancer and obesity and diabetes are bigger in the black community is because of the stress we carry from having to deal with being called the N-word directly or indirectly every day."

@th1smyburner69 @james348724 @TonySantojr Well, he said that the player got what he deserved. He deserved to push, you moron? PS - NEVER? I take it that you're not a card counter?

@JohnnyCum22 @james348724 @TonySantojr Never split 10’s you fucking moron I don’t care what would’ve happened he’s an idiot

God blessed the split 🥹

This throw was absolutely ABSURD 🤯

@james348724 @TonySantojr If he hadn't split, he would've lost, 21 to 20 #GENIUS If he hadn't doubled down, he still would've pushed I'm surprised, that he didn't double down, with the "11" #BALLSY

@TonySantojr U deserve it you cock sucker

Last show with Alan Boston for a while. Leave any questions you have here. Thx!

バックギャモンの大阪オープンで開催されたクイズコンテストの10問を見返している。大会が終ってちょうど一ヵ月だが、驚くほどポジションを憶えていない。少なくとも思考の道筋は覚えているものだが、それさえも怪しい。やれやれ。

Walking Bets with Polymarket for the Masters! Best payouts you’re going to find for the Masters! Corey Conners to finish Top 20 why the heck not?! Do you watch the Masters?

Netflix are currently subtitling & translating “Alley Cats” into 160 languages. Still no premier date yet but I can’t wait for you to see it. As with everything I’ve done, many won’t like it, many will actively hate it, but some of you will fucking love it.

On Friday, May 15th, I’ll be live at Hustler Hollywood signing both of my books, The Life and The Life Back. Come meet me in person, hear the stories behind the pages, grab your signed copy, and let’s capture the moment with a photo together @HustlerStores

Why is ESPN silent on Dianna Russini?! @dandakich and @craigcartonlive discuss the NFL scandal!

👀 The Noem headlines everyone’s talking about @Caitlyn_Jenner: “I’ve had helicopters above me.” They will chase EVERYTHING Privacy is gone @TomiLahren

New Kamala voice just dropped 😤🤘