John Dobson

Facts

Time for one of those special knocks, skipper ❤️ #Ashes

Cam Rayner every time a Geelong player is near him in the goal square #AFLCatsLions

@SamTomlin539 @GarrettIvo @katyperry about to slot into first slip with those sunglasses 😎

@GarrettIvo I love that it appears to be doing random bog laps in the background.

Do they have the 1991 Batmobile hidden under that thing? #AFLGF #KatyPerry

Anyone in WA offloading cheap tickets to Melbourne next month? ✈️ #aflfreoport #afl #WeAreGeelong #flagmantle

Still too old and too slow @GeelongCats 🔥 🔥 🔥

Reckon umpire could’ve called that ‘advantage’ back? #advantage #aflgf #aflgrandfinal

The power of small gestures …

The spirit of cricket exorcising itself 👻

Isn’t it supposed to be like for like when you change the ball 🤔 Must have been a small sample size in the box yesterday 🏏 #Ashes #ENGvAUS

@jonboy_avfc @carefree_90 @TheBarmyArmy @BritishArmy England keep this up they can win the #ashes

@carefree_90 @JohnnyDobson @TheBarmyArmy @BritishArmy 😂 shite

We’ve got 7 lads in with us today from @BritishArmy 🎺 A nice welcome for them 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #Ashes

@jonboy_avfc @carefree_90 @TheBarmyArmy @BritishArmy Are you new to test cricket? If Australia grind England’s bowlers down they can bat once and win. You’ve all drunk the #bazball koolaid. It might work again Ireland and Pakistan but not Australia

@JohnnyDobson @carefree_90 @TheBarmyArmy @BritishArmy Playing for a draw even before a ball has been bowled in the last 2 tests is pitiful. Millions of viewers, paying paying public. #Snoozeball

@carefree_90 @jonboy_avfc @TheBarmyArmy @BritishArmy 😂

@jonboy_avfc @carefree_90 @TheBarmyArmy @BritishArmy Guess we’ll just win tests playing test cricket while you ‘revolutionise’ test cricket by not winning 🤷‍♂️

@carefree_90 @TheBarmyArmy @BritishArmy It sounds absolutely boring on the radio - we were there yesterday and had an absolute blast Ie #Bazball … as they just said on tms: “pretty close to stationary” & “not much happening here, folks”… 14 runs in 9 overs 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱 boring boring Aussies #Ashes

@Christianjw92 We’ve ‘retained’ them for 7 years…

Australia could potentially retain the #Ashes by not winning the series and scoring less runs and taking less wickets than England… Bloody weather

It is what it is, until it’s against us then IT’S THE WORST THING IVE EVER SEEN ON A CRICKET FIELD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND I NEED MY MUMMY. 😭😭

"What could be a worse look in the week of the Equity in Cricket report than puce-faced, dim-bulb snobs picking fights with a placid, softly spoken Muslim player?" Gideon Haigh at his excoriating best. thetimes.co.uk/article/5bdddf…

@Underdog67risen @StuartBroad8 Guess so…

Guess this is not out too? 🤷‍♂️ #ashes #Ashes23 @StuartBroad8