Johnny Snydes

Jazz may be the boost we need. Energy and swag. Just sayin'

it's fuck AI till your assignment due in 25 minutes

Works of literature/criticism/theory that double as good names for a race horse. Go.

TRUE/FALSE: If the Mets continue to struggle through June, they should look into potentially trading Francisco Lindor.

Why do people write tweets like this? Where every sentence gets a new line. Sometimes a line might have two sentences. Like this one. But generally speaking, every sentence has a new line, making a tweet look like a long block of text that no one reads. Worse still, such tweets are often repetitive and winding, hammering on the same point over and over again. The writing is often very bad.

Comedians should start referencing celebrities who don’t actually exist and see if the audience still laughs

I think the Mets were right to shake up the core of the team. I think giving Luke Weaver 22 million dollars, signing Jorge Polanco to play 1B, and signing Bo Bichette to play 3rd were moves that were suspect. Tho Bo has been fine at third.

This is why I argue Catholicism is an ethnoreligion like Judaism and Islam. If you were born Catholic, you’re never not Catholic even if you’re not Catholic