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Lord reduce my stress, heal my body, protect my peace, and double my income. Happy sunday and GM Moots

So we gathered the top 5 best footballers on the planet right now for the 2026 World Cup, and the injury gods said, "Hold on, not so fast." 😭💀 Dembélé? Ready, calm, collected chef's kiss. 🤌 Vinicius? Fit and already giving defenders nightmares in his head; the man can't wait. ⚡ Bellingham? Laced up, pressed his jersey, and already packed his bag for America. England fans dey PRAY he deliver this time. 🙏😭 Mbappé? Hamstring said, "Excuse me, sir." But e no gree stay down; he is expected to be back before June 11. The guy no fit miss this moment; he go drag himself there if he has to. 😂🔥 Yamal? 18 years old, pulled his hamstring, and still the whole of Spain is more scared than him. The boy dey recover like he's got a World Cup to win, because he does. 😅 So to summarize: ✅ Dembélé — Available ✅ Vinicius — Available ✅ Bellingham — Available ⚠️ Mbappé — In the gym, texting the doctor every 5 minutes ⚠️ Yamal — Doing recovery like his life depends on it The tournament hasn't even started, and already e get drama. Imagine what June go look like. 🍿⚽🌍

It's about emotional maturity and self-awareness. The woman that gives you peace knows herself first and everything else follows.

American Twitter is hilarious. They’re cooking someone for buying a Tesla because it’s owned by Elon Musk… while doing it on the very app Elon Musk owns 😂😂

4* A woman who checks on you without making you feel monitored? Who holds you accountable without humiliating you? Who disagrees with you without making it a war?

Every man says he wants peace of mind in a relationship. But let's have an honest conversation — because the woman who gives you that peace is not defined by a label. She is defined by character. 🧵

1* A woman who communicates instead of assuming? That's peace. 2* A woman who has her own goals, her own money, her own drive? She's not competing with you, she's complementing you. That's peace. 3* A woman who doesn't need to control you because she trusts you? That's peace.

@Ariella785 my friend. Your days are numbered on 𝕏, if you remain unverified😅🤗

@MS_On_This Every where go first blurh

Cafe man: I mistakenly rejected your admission on the jamb caps

@Ariella785 my friend. Your days are numbered if you remain unverified😅🤗

Let's be honest. Other people get a curated, surface-level version of you. Your partner gets the full, unfiltered human being, the exhausted version, the triggered version, the version that never had to be explained before. You don't perform for your therapist the way you perform at a job interview. That's not dishonesty. That's intimacy. Now bad behaviour is still bad behaviour. Nobody is excusing cruelty, disrespect or emotional abuse. Those are real and valid concerns. But the moment you tell someone "you know exactly what you're doing", you've already decided their inner world for them. Some people genuinely do not have the emotional regulation tools yet. Some are carrying wounds they haven't even named. Some were never taught what healthy communication looks like. Your hormone is valid. Your bad behaviour is not agreed. But so is this means that Your frustration is valid. Your diagnosis of their intentions is not. Relationships are not just a stage where people perform good behaviour on demand. They are also where healing happens messy, imperfect and sometimes ugly healing. The goal should not be "behave better." The goal should be "understand yourself better together." Accountability without empathy is just judgement with better vocabulary. 🎯

The 2026 FIFA World Cup is 25 days away and e no go be like the ones before. 👀 For the first time in history, 48 nations will battle it out across the United States, Canada, and Mexico. We expect more teams, more pathways, more chaos. Spain enters as the top-ranked side. Argentina comes in as defending champions. Yet with this format, anybody fit shock the world. This is the most unpredictable World Cup in history. African giants are ready. Asian underdogs are prepared. CONCACAF teams are hungry. The dark horses? They are not here to make up the numbers this time. Do not sleep on the small nations. Do not assume the usual suspects will sail through. The bracket no get mercy for anybody. Expect the unexpected. The beautiful game is about to remind us why we love it. 🔥⚽🌍

@bestagada @john322226 i no go lie give you.

@john322226 When I never verify my acct I dey get 4 views, but now I dey get 3 views that blue tick na scam jor 🚶

Nobody h@te unverified accounts reach Elon musk 😭😂😂

@DonChrisnivu @john322226 You self, you no even need that kyn stress for the upcoming two years😅

@john322226 Me i dey verified till 2028.

A boutique girl saw a bag she liked from a new China shipment, collected it, and paid her madam in full. No wahala. But when her madam opened the bag and inside was gold earrings and necklaces. Her madam's whole countenance changed. She began persuading the girl to return the bag, but the girl stood her ground saying that she had already paid. Next thing? Her madam turned around and accused her of stealing money. All because the goods inside didn't match what was declared. The girl paid. The receipt dey. But greed made madam flip the script. Moral lesson: Always document every transaction, no matter how close you are to your oga or madam. The moment money enters, e don turn business.

@john322226 Sir, pls i don't even understand this your english

All the people I bought 3 months blue tick for after seeing the new X policy about 50 tweets per day for unverified accounts.

@Dinerohoodfc @ChelseaFC Welcome xabi alanso to the blues.

🚨Official: @ChelseaFC Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men's Team. The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge. Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi! 🇪🇸 🤝

💫 HAPPY SUNDAY ☀️ you woke up. that’s already a win. Wake up. Show up. Level up. Every. Single. Day. your turn finish this: “Today I’m choosing 👇 let’s hear it. no small answers. 💪🔥

Religion in Africa. What are the lessons?

I like as say na only X moderators dey view my post.